SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Patrick Kavanuagh

 

It was their first single so basically sight unseen, 30 second clip. Boom

 

Horatio Bottomley

 

Coldplay were and are pish. Self indulgent personal petty bourgeois simp-pop. Smith was right to call them out.

 

Maybe you can steal Homer Simpson's idea. It's about a robot driving instructor that goes back in time for some reason.

It was intended for a movie but you could always make a book out of it instead.

 

Dunno. Robots are not very zeitgeist right now. Maybe in the future

I was thinking about the "Fastest Amazon Delivery Driver In The West"- it's about this guy who Jeff Bezos plans to assassinate as the guy is delivering faster and faster and threatening Jeff's nascent drone delivery idea.

 

I like it. I would also include a wacky neighbor.

Oh wait, different genre.

 

I was doing the old airbike there, killing my legs and what have you and I read on some website that if you put on some background noise it's all the better for you as you don't get focused on how much work you've got left etc, it helps to run down the clock.

So I put on talkSHITE and they were chatting so much fucking shite about Liverpool ain't won and ain't scored in the league in 2021, and Harry Kane this and Song Bong Jong that over and fucking over about Bale and Tottenhams Flat Back Five being this impenetrable wall of white and how Liverpool were "totally dependent on their front 3 for goals " {Well I never, who would have though that....}

.......I just said to myself "Wouldn't it be just like Liverpool to win...I'd pay to listen to the excuses they come out with after the game".




I'm on my way to the wireless as we speak

As for the bike I did an alleged 528 calories today. 16+ miles. Nice and sweaty. If it would stop raining I'd fuck off out with the little man for a walk......Polish housemate is feeding him these "dog nuts" that mean he's basically knocking out 3 shits a day. He lies on the sofa farting and whimpering at night so I take him out to drop one. But he's fussy like fuck and it can be 1km or 5km before he unloads. Not normally an issue but in this rain it is.

 

Ushited.

Facking raging today, I was watching the last few minutes of Everton vs Newcastle and I had my phone in my hand ready around 87th minute to go £5 on the draw at 7-1 and £5 on Newcastle to get the 2nd goal, 12-1.

Fucking raging I was.

 

ELL AY VEE
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DOUBLE OH ELL
LIVAPUEL FC

 

Shaqs ball to Salah yesterday.........




Guy should be a starter.

 

"
With only a few hours to go in the transfer window, the total transfer fee spending in the Premier League is down 64% compared to the January 2020 transfer window.

The research, conducted by the Carteret Group, shows it is not just England where that's happening.

Spending in Spain's La Liga window is down by 88%, it has dropped off 76% in Germany's Bundesliga, 71% in France's Ligue 1 and 63% in Italy's Serie A.

Also, total transfer fee spending in the Premier League in January 2018 was £496.7m. In January 2021 this has dropped to £67.6m – a drop of 86% in three years."

I remember Liverpool landed Suarez and Carrol for £57m on one day, January 31st 2011.

That was a mental day.......facking mennil it was.

Torres went the other way for £50m.

Spending that January on those three was £107m

Total spending this year? Total spending, on everyone, £67.6m

There's your fucking virus for you, in pound notes.

 

These cunts are absolutely totally insane.

Women's football not a step down - Hayes

"Chelsea boss Emma Hayes says the notion that women's football is a step down from the men's game is "an insult".

The 44-year-old, who has led the Blues to three Women's Super League titles, has been linked with the vacant role at men's League One side AFC Wimbledon.

But Hayes said she is "not looking for another job" and that the Dons could "absolutely not" afford her anyway."

"The football world needs to recognise, while the game is played by a different gender, it's the same sport," she said.


You undeniably dim bint.

First off, it doesn't aid her cause ONE BIT to acknowledge that talent- or in her case perceived talent- is related to pay. That undermines the womens case for equal pay immediately. Women will never be as good at footbal as men, talent and skill is related to pay, so you get buttons.

Second, games which are played by different genders are NOT the same fucking sport. That's why it's called WOMENS football, dummie.....and that's why the TV companies pay less for it. Is Womens boxing the same "SPORT" as mens boxing? No. It's not. Sport doesn't just mean the rules or the laws, it's the entire package- the venues, the stakes, the prizes.

These clams are fucking clueless, honestly.

 

Her Super League winners couldnt beat Albion Rovers the day after a training ground covid outbreak

 

Every Southampton supporter on any football forum since last season.

"We've come a long way since that 9-0 loss to Leicester. That was a dark, dark day."

Last night:

Man United 9:0 Southampton

 

Enjoy watching your hollow triumph alone on the couch ya sidesniping hun bampot.

 

Solskjaer is a cunt. Last season at Anfield I noted an old United trope that had been missing for some time. When Firmino scored Liverpools second, the United players immediately surrounded the referee to blackguard him into overturning his decision to let play go on. He ruled the goal out. That was a standard mechanism at United when Fergie was managing and Olly the Wally was there as a player. Now it's back, with Olly the Wally going on TV and saying things like "I've heard our ruled-out goals were wronly ruled out". I'd like to see who said that. Probably a former United player now working in the analysis somewhere.

 

Who's this then?

 

The tadger drive-bying the tags of every thread in the forum with his hun shite

 

Minamino just flew back to Japan.

 

?

I read he was loaned out to Southampton.

 

I think its a joke. He's taken one look at his new team mates and said "FUCK NAW".

 

In the meantime.........Allisson Becker. Does he start, ever? We now have a kid not old enough to vote playing for us. THis is anotehr 1-0 to the away side, or worse, if we don't cop on. Honestly, I am expecting my call up soon.

 

Unacceptable shit. Just unacceptable. Fuck off.

 

Yep. Knows his stuff.

 

Ah. I didn't see the Manure result. I thought maybe he wasn't happy about being loaned or something.

 

After tonight he's delighted he has fuck all to do with it.

Every fucking game we've lost this season has been by 1 goal bar the Villa game. Cunts know exactly how to play us. EXACTLY.

 

You think Klopp should bring on Andy Goram as an assistant?

 

WHICH ONE