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Do you guys hate any clubs from other countries other than where your club is from?

For me it's Hajduk Split aka Handjob Shit. I mentioned this a couple of years ago but their fans are fucking savages of the worst kind.

They played at Goodison in a Europa League game back in '15. These fuckers tore up the away section. Attacked ball boys (kids) & stewards (pensioners), knocked down the fence/wall at the front. They were throwing objects at Everton supporters the whole time. They tried to set fires in the grounds but were stopped.

All they got was a warning and heavy fine from UEFA. Everton got a smaller fine for retaliating (throwing objects back at them.)

But the real bitch move of this club came in the reverse leg in Croatia. According to Everton fans who went, there was no security provided for away fans and many were attacked by groups on the way to the ground. Videos on youtube back up this claim.

Then at the ground they had a bar designated for away fans serving beer and mixed drinks. Nice of them but here's the catch. They were checking people going from the bar to the game and turned many away because they were too drunk. These people traveled all the way to Croatia and weren't allowed in to the match.

Bitch club. Savage inbred fans.

 

Celtic have long standing rivalries with Hamburg & Ajax; the latter seem to have a real beef with us and always start serious shit when we play them. No love lost with Lazio either, obviously

 

I know that Hamburg is a right wing brother club to Rangers & Chelsea. Are Ajax & Lazio right wing as well?

 

Yeah pretty much, Lazio especially. With Ajax theres also the Israel/Palestine dimension due to them historically having a big Jewish contingent in their support

Among older fans theres still a lot of animus towards rapid vienna who cheated us out of a European final in the 80s by claiming theyd been hit by coins from the crowd in a game at Celtic park. The whole match was replayed at Old trafford, we didn't replicate the result and vienna ended up losing to your boys in the final. Which im guessing most sellik fans were pleased about

 

This was the TV feed (it was 2017 not 2015) of the Handjob Shit fiasco. The TV crew decided not to show the worst of it.

 

Aye fucking hell. Rangers fans ended up getting seriously into it with a former yugoslav lot a couple years ago. Cannae mind which one exactly. They were just running about paisley road west attacking randoms- fathers with kids, old men. Total low lives. In credit to the huns, a group of them gathered and, from what was filmed from the neighbouring tower block, gave them a pretty good chasing

 

Yeah. These fuckers will attack families, kids, old people. They don't give a fuck. When they're in England, they can't understand why English fans aren't rushing the pitch and setting fires. They don't understand it's not 1983. English fans face banishment from the grounds for half the shit they do.

One good story from that Everton trip to Split was since they had no security, a bunch of Everton fans teamed up and started chasing the groups of thugs that kept attacking Everton fans and eventually made it safer for people to walk to the ground.

 

My hate is primarily for the oligarch owned clubs. I also actively root for any Mourinho managed side to fail. I'm too far away from the action and politics to develop any real lasting hatred for the smaller sides.

 

My hatreds are Man United and Man City.

My other hatreds are not clubs as such but more agendas and individuals.

Gary Lineker can die. Sam Allardyce can die. DIE!

I hated the ad that the BT commentary team did where they dressed up as minimum wage cycle couriers, basically the modern equivalent of blackface/poverty fishing.

 

Let's face it, that could be the title of your memoirs.

 

Be the first memoir to come out in 5 fucking parts, so.

 

Knocked out of the Champions League qualifiers 2nd round by a tiny Irish club called Shelbourne FC. Bashed them 4-3 over two legs. The equivalent of Liverpool getting dumped out of Europe by Havant and Waterlooville.

Hajduk Split-Shelbourne 2004 History | UEFA Champions League

 

Everton Women stadium fire: Police launch investigation

 

Last years Johnston Paint Trophy Final took place today. Winners Ipswich will hold the trophy for 24 hours as THIS YEARS finalists will need it back tomorrow for this years final.

 

Im with you on those, too. Personally the mainland euro club i dislike most these days is PSG. Neymar being there exacerbates it

Otoh Id love to get to games at St Pauli & Feynoord some day. Cool Celtic-friendly clubs with old school stadiums in two of my favourite cities.

 

Not Farsley Celtic or the other non league mini-Celtic in England?

 

Id take a game anywhere right now!

 

Just got an enigmatic message from a proddy pal 'Mia Khalifa gearing up for sundays game'. Baffled. I open it:



She's gonna be proper bewildered when she gets flashmobbed by Rangers fans complimenting her staunchness

 

"Is Mia Khalifa A Lebanese".

"Nae mon she's into fellas".

 

In the meantime it has gone fucking BONGO at Wolves.

 

We are now into the 15th minute of added time.

 

17

 

Eden Hazard injured yet again. If he transferred the other way the entire narrative would be him not being able to adjust to the intensity and physicality of the PL.

 

Rui Patricio got fucking totaled by his own man......Conor Coady just put him out cold. COLD. Stretchered off. Took 20 minutes to get him onto the stretcher and off the park. Serious.

 

I think Chelsea knew something was up with him.

 

I just got home and was looking at the scores. Saw the massive amount of stoppage time and was wondering what the hell was going on. Guess that explains it.

 

Big talk of KT as next Arsenal captain. What a wee star that lad is. Can't believe we let him and John McGinn go in one summer. Big decisions, big consequences

 

McGinn and Ollie McBernie are two guys I'd have signed in a heartbeat. If Football now be the preserve of the athlete, then sign those boys.

I see now that Sky Sports have decided to censor in-game accidents, like what happened to Rui Patricio.

"We need to open a dialogue on head injuries. Let us begin by not showing head injuries".

FOOLS.

 

Arlo White & Lee Dixon covered the North London derby for the US (NBCSN.) They were both giving him the Tom Brady treatment (sucking his dick all match.) He is a bad motherfucker though. Socks pulled down. Ready to take anyone on.