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Aguero to Chelsea makes sense. But I think there will be absolute BARGEY if Kane goes to United.

Then again, Daniel Levy is a clever little Ikey Solomons, if he lets something go, he's letting it go for a reason.

"Sorry 'Arry, but you shall go to United, see, United, yes, with your injuries, you're no use to old Fagin, see, bring in a pretty penny, my dear"

 

Meanwhile over at Billys Wet House...

THE BIG WET HOOSE MUST STAY OOPEN, AND DASS DE BOTTOM LYYYYYYNE

 

Thats so weird, my best mates semi-obsessed with that docu, he's always trying to get me to watch it. Living in the 4am dreggs of a house party....forever. What a life.

 

I like depressing music, documentaries , and indie films & none of them actually depress me by taking them in.

HBO used to show some killer late night documentaries back in the day. The life of drug addicts. Gangs. Underground criminals. But the most disturbing was one I think was called "Just Melvin" or something like that. Ultra disturbing. I don't even want to type what it's about but it's about as fucked up as you can imagine × 100. Some seriously sick shit.

 

Aye, aforementioned best mate is like that. He takes consolation in depressing shit - i guess in the same way marcus aurellius did with his morning premeditations. Im a bit more of a pansy/sensitive viewer, sometimes super bleak stuff just gets me down. Dark images sometimes get stuck in there, ones i don't want.

 

Fucking junkies and jakeys have taken over the streets... cutting about with chin diapers shouting at seaguls, singing full gusto. Numerical superiority has them bold as brass. Every noticed a group of 3 or more junkeys never walk together in a straight line? Always rolling forward in a spinning formation, one goes ahead to walk backwards & 'speak' then the formation rolls round 90 degrees and the next one shuffles to the front. Then they split up but they always split up 90 seconds before their fucking 'conversation' ends so they keep bellowing noises at each other, all parties shuffling backwards for 3 blocks. Except all they ever do as they part is confirm some inane shite theyve already agreed 'aye i'll tell Rab thenight' 'aye no bother n i'll get that hing sorted fur ye' 'aye nay bother good man n i'll see ye later aye?' 'Aye naybother JP i'll get that hing sorted forye and i'll see the night aye' 'aye nay bother mate see ye later' 'aye later after ive talked tae Rab' 'aye thats naebother aye' 'aw ra best, aye?' 'Aye and to you' 'so i'll see you the night, aye'

 

Chat about Roy Keane to celtic continues to escalate. Surely just paper talk. For all my criticisms of the board I cant believe theyd be stupid enough to do this. Maybe they're 'leaking' this to the daily record while they chat to enzo maresca or jesse Marsch

 

Irish, what year was the strip the lad in the flatcap's wearing from? Looks like italia 90 except it has a round neck?

 

To be honest it looks like a mish-mash McFakery from Wuhan.

It only has the two stripes.

It has very strong redolence with the Euro 88 shirt which had a slightly spade-shaped collar and the orange thread through the white.

The real 1988 strip had the "Drei Treffen" {3 stripes} and the mesh arms to stay cool in those notorious German Summers

Honest to fuck it looks like it says "TESCO" on his right pectoral

The crest is 100% the 1988/1990 crest. The modern crest is fucking gash.






VS

 

No wonder I couldnt pin it. Shame, I quite fancied it

 

£16 only

"Tesco Value T-Shirt" T-shirt by mrbumduck | Redbubble

 

Look at this fucking spinach and carrots shite

 

Making me crave a lamb saag, that

 

Albania vs England in danger of being called off as Albanian Police can't guarantee security

 

I was asked what we were having here for Easter Dinner.

I said leg of lamb with trifle for sweet.

Polish housemate said Polish Easter menu is better.

I said fuck off you were howling at the fucking moon when we were doing the Book of Kells and keeping the Greeks alive during the dark ages.

 

Hang on, that cunt is not Chinese.

But he's RESOLUTE!!

HUA!! HUA!!

 

Resolutely Implement
Concentration

 

Is Tesco akin to the UK version of Walmart or is primarily groceries?

 

I catch myself getting sad watching shit like Bands Reunited and shit like that.

I catch myself feeling sorry and sad for people that are famous then slap myself.

That's so sad. He's retiring and they didn't qualify for the World Cup. This fucker has lived a life most people can only dream of and I am feeling sorry for him?

He only played three matches for his his boyhood club & then they sold him to Sheffield Wednesday. That's so sad. He didn't get to play for...wait. most people would kill to play for any of those teams. I'd be happy if I played two minutes for Eastbourne Borough in extra time in a preseason friendly.

It's so sad these guys didn't get to reunite their band and play some more gigs. It's heartbreaking. Nevermind that they made six successful albums and toured the world five times. I'm sad for them.

 

Haha. Im spared those particular sorrowful feelings thankfully

 

Just groceries, really. Im actually not sure there really is a close uk equivalent to walmart. There are department stores like m&s & john lewis but its quite a different niche id say

 

Yeah i didn't figure it was quite equivalent, but reading comments online it seems like "Tesco" is often used in a similar way to describe products that are cheap or mass produced.

 

In my time in the UK, I've seen no equivalent of US Walmart.

The thing that stands out about Walmart is the atmosphere. It's big, noisy and though it's for shopping, the main vibe in there is hanging out. They're shopping, but most are really hanging out in Walmart. Like a night club for slobs in pajamas and sweat pants that's open all day.

 

Here places like poundland, B&m, home bargains mostly fill the 'really cheap made in China stuff for the house' niche. In really huge suburban branches of tesco/asda they do a bit of everything too but I reckon thats probably the difference here in that there are just fewer airport sized retail units for a brand like walmart to exist/market themselves as such generalists. So their functions are kinda split up between a few slightly different types of store. Tesco's main niche is mid-market groceries.

 

Haha that's caught on here in suburban mega-supermarkets during lockdown from what pals have told me. Folk just hanging out chatting in the tinned goods aisle. You go back 5 hours later to buy beer and see the same folk.

 

In central California, Walmart is a place where impoverished Hispanics go to avail of free air conditioning before the evening gets cool enough for them to tolerate their homes.

Of course were that narrative or image of Walmart to predominate {instead of Midwestern fatties looking for their latest hit of hydrogenated powdered potato} it might give rise to uncomfortable questions.

Over here, LIDL is about as close as it gets to Walmart.

But there's nothing quite like Walmart over here.

Iceland is where you go to see the impoverished fatties get their pancreas busting doses of sugar and fat.

£1 gets you enough creamed pasta to drop a fucking Rhino for an hour.

 

My local tescos is run by sweaty smelly fuckers from the Indian subcontinent. I'd love to beat the fucking shit out of them. I think they've got the lowest hygiene rating of any staff I've ever seen. They are lazy and greedy too. They stop nice White people to see if they've lifted anything but one night two fat-arsed black girls went in and cleaned them out and the staff mounted some real Paris-1940 levels of defence. Weak shit. And they are in there, unshaven, sweaty cunts. They do all their housekeeping during BUSINESS hours, which is illegal. That means they are mopping, pushing trollies of cardboard, sweeping etc when people are trying to shop. It's supposed to be done before or after hours.

But oh deary me wants to fill up his bag with 30 soon-to-be-out-of-date sandwiches/bread rolls/cabbages/tampons etc and get out of dodge for his bus to his next job at 10pm, so you have to walk around him, and all the time he's watching you like a hawk cos he wants that Employee of the Month WBC Silver title , but doesn't want Sharkeesha to be the fighter he tries to take it from.

Fucking state of them. They've got one little Indian girl in there, British Indian, you see......legs that no self-respecting thalidomide would be seen with, and she's got this Patois mouth on her. A headscarved black girl with feet of solid lead. Fine big frame on her but she plods and thinks "PLease" is some outmoded obsolescence.

When Covid hit they had Security staff on-and-off too and now they got these new anti-theft cameras on the tills.

Cunts.

 

"Hostages refusing to release their identities"

 

HOMEBASE!!!

go to homebase, I think you need a room temp IQ to work there.

Anything higher and you can FUCK OFF.