Anthony Joshua vs Tyson Fury. Who wins and why?

I don't live in the East Coast and so you'd have to coax cdogg out of retirement and have him build it

 

If you build it Punk will pay the shipping.

 

I’ve read Fury is fat and on his prior booze regime. Take that with a grain of salt though, it comes from a british tabloid. But if it’s true, it’s bound to catch up with Fury at some point, dude isn’t getting any younger. I believe Fury will win but if the odds favor him too much, I might drop a few bucks on Joshua...

 

He has not been seen recently and that's never good. He also recently said "I am going on holiday".

So..........like I said, Fury beats Fury.

Worst of all about this is that him and his "People" get unbelievably hyped over these affairs and let their emotions overtake them.

Joshua absolutely has the power to take him out, especially if he is goofing about and all hyperactive, unsettled and badly prepared.

 

Just heard Tony Bellew on the radio shiting on about how "Diss iss glow-ball, yeah, massive, two English lads, yeah, two great Brits".

Worst thing about an all British affair is that it's all British.

 

No dates or venues yet as Fast Eddie will be looking to pack 80,000 vaxxed up cunts into HA9 for some balmy Summer evening of high-octane bellendery complemented by weapons-grade hard-talk.

 

I am telling you all now...all of you.........Wembley is going to be a hot mess if this is scheduled for post-lockdown London. You will never, EVER have seen lunacy like it. It's going to look like 5 Superbowls on the same night.

Believe me, this July/August, London, a Summers evening. LUNACY.

 

this is "Wembley Way" with Wembley Park Station in the background, a major rail artery.

It's going to be utterly fucking MENTAL.

PACKED, rammed with people, all getting sick or screaming or "Live-streaming", all in their best post-lockdown shirt, hair gelled to fuck, "KILL HIM TYSON KILL HIM".......all the Blacks in London will be out, there's gonna be fights kicking off to the sides, "SCURE-A-TEE" everywhere, Cops fucking everywhere, fuck your mask Officer, helicopters buzzing overhead.

MENTAL MENTAL MENTAL.

 

So in essence, a normal night out in Britain.

 

This is what it looks like back in the 1990's........

1996 European Championships.

 

The photos don't really do it justice. This is going to be the biggest test of post-Covid policing. Sincerely, Eddie Hearn will have had chats with the highest ranking coppers in London, probably the Mayor too. This isn't just two guys fighting- it's all of Black London and every fucking Gypsy in the British Isles.........it will make JJ Jeffries vs Jack Johnson look like a punch up in a saloon.

 

Sounds scary and exciting at the same time!

 

Fury's gonna beat Joshua up.

 

In theory, yes. But it's not on paper. Joshua will be prepared, physically, and whatever edge Fury has in confidence could be eroded by the event and how he likes to act the clown.

 

Fury by KO.......unless he' is depressed and fat...and even so...FURY by KO inside of 6

 

Joshua shows off incredible frame with champ looking HUGE ahead of Fury showdown

 

Its amazing what modern weight training and diet can do for the body...

 

I know.

 

Don't forget honest, hard work!

 

Agreed

 

What's this that other phony Hulk Hogan used to say?

"Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, do what your mom tells you"

...some shit like that

 

As it did for Tyson&Holy

 

I dont doubt it.

 

Prime Mike was natty, I am sure of it. Later on I don't know, he got very vascular and pumped.

Holy, at 190, no issues. Later on with Balco and Evan Fields, sure.

This isn't anti Josh, and it's worth pointing out, that the only guy who failed a test was Fury, albeit for some very minor aspect, probably cutting fluid or something, but he didn't pass whatever test they took out in Germany.

It's just baffling how the papers show us pictures of Joshua looking like he just fell out of a dinghy in Dover, then they show us a picture of Joshua looking like he just got out of a clinic in Anabolistan.

And expect us to believe it's all Kosher.

Hi Reed.

 

Evander developed that Barry Bonds head.

 

Noticeably smaller.

 

if this was a reference to the harrison hide incident, you are a genius

 

Inspired by that event and a great many more besides.

My favourite "Scure-A-Tee" incident of all times was Chisora vs Haye, where Steve Bunce came out like he was Mike "Pillow Guy" Lindell with all sorts of wild claims about how "Ze Germans" set it up and how Vitali egged it all on.