SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

A sizable portion of staff in my local sainsburys seem to have conspicuous learning difficulties. Which i've no issues with, its good they have jobs. Always beer on the shelves and the selfscans always work so everyone's a winner.

 

The hallmark of a lot of the people that I encounter in these circumstances is that they either regard themselves or are regarded by others {sometimes both} as supremely talented genii who have been forced {usually by some ethereal Conservative/Tory forces} into menial positions which do not reflect their latent, burgeoning brilliance.

I never met a kid on a building site who wasn't a HydroNuclear Engineer "Back in mah cuntreh"

 

LMAO

You took "slobs in pajamas & sweat pants" as an attack on white people??

Goddamn. Snowflake of the year. And wrong on top of that. I'm pretty sure you'll see slobs of all races in that attire.

 

Not at all. I didn't take it as an attack on anyone. Merely that Walmart is the lost and found of hopeless people, depends on where you are what sort of people you encounter or what reasons they are there.

I always knew about the White fatties in Walmart because there's no shortage of memes and what have you.

But it wasn't until 2012 and I started listening to Victor Hanson that I saw the same story being told about people in Tulare or Kings County or Fresno County where they go to avail of air con and generally easier breathing.

I bet Walmart work hard to make sure they don't get known as a place where impoverished people go to get cool air.

 

James scores in historic Old Trafford win

HISTORIC!!!!

 

LOLZ.

 

McGinn overhead kick salvages draw


Scotland have some "Good" players- Robertson, McTominay, McGinn, Tierney {you gotta have a couple micks in there, flesh out that shallow Pictish gene pool, pump a bit o'Romance into it}, and they got some good management in Clarke {gotta have the E on it, otherwise its Clark, and it doesn't work for you}........so they've got to have a bit of faith in themselves.

Obviously if Kris {"Kris" } Bhoyd had air in his bladder he'd be piping the goals for fun. Such a pity that "Kris" {fucking boyband name} isn't the man he once was



Cunts in his 30's. I guess vitriol ages a cunt.


Pull yer droors oop if ye love being a Presbee

 

It's so refreshing to see these people- with no bit of an education or reading behind them- learn the ropes so fast.

"Say the right things lads, they'll give us treats"



Kris Boyd tells UEFA to kick Slavia Prague out & hand Arsenal Europa League bye

 

Over 20 years ago the vexed issue of immigration began to raise it's head in Ireland and the matter was, of course, discussed in due course by the usual progressive talking heads in the usual progressive fashion.

One guy working for Today FM did openly opine that "Some of them will be really really good footballers".

22 , 23 years later, Ireland, featuring some of these "really really good footballers", are being held 0-0 at home to Luxembourg.

This after a 3-2 midweek defeat by...........Serbia, the rump of Yugoslavia, and itself an international pariah bereft of the progressive brilliance of the Emerald Isle.

The manager of the national side is a guy called Steven Kenny, a rare form of moron who was investigated for his choice of "Motivational Video" which pre-empted a historically bad trouncing by an England side made up of guys who think the Easter Rising is some sort of ingredient in chocolate eggs.

Our "best player" these past years is a guy called James McClean, the pinnacle of whose career has been a few wet weeks in the Premier League with Stoke. He is an irredentist with open Republican, Anti-British and Anti-Memorial leanings, a supporter of a Political party headed up by an Army Council, the 2nd most popular in Ireland, but which has no desire to rule, preferring others to try their hand at that as it sits back sneering at their efforts.

In short, a joke, a mess, a farce, the entire fucking thing.

 

There you are. The absolute fucking nadir of Irish international football.

20 years after the Genesis Report, Ireland have no players and a dilettante manager that makes Roy Hodgson look like Felix Magath

 

If it's any consolation this will be the least relevant WC tourney in history. I don't think any side is deliberately tanking, but i have the feeling quite a lot of the players aren't particularly enthused about qualifying as they otherwise would be. If there's ever been a major event you could choose not to qualify for this is the one. When it rolls around i'll probably pay some attention to the results but i doubt i'll be watching many games.

 

My brother is going to Qatar this summer. Not by choice. Lucky him.

 

With the 5th Fleet?

 

Lolz. Nah, we're just shit. Our last win was over Gibraltar. Cant pin that one on air conditioned stadiums .

 

U.S. Air Force

I am ex US Navy.

 

What rating did you achieve? Biggest rig you ever served on? US NAVY always impressed me, they were aircraft carrier pioneers back in the 1920's and turned it around in short order in the 1940s. Big outfit.

I remember reading about the first guy who landed an airplane on a moving ship, must have been fun. Basically a lawnmower engine strapped to a woiden box with some bicycle wheels on it

 

Because I changed jobs while in A school (training after basic training)and then qualified for a C school (advanced training) I spent quite a bit of time in class rooms. Other than that I was a shore sailor. First I worked in a clinic at a helicopter air field. I did additional training and became an ambulance driver and then an EMT. So I did ambulance work on duty days (about once a week.)

After I got specialized at a C school, that guaranteed I would always work in a neurology department wherever I went. I did medical duty on a merchant marine ship once. And right before I got out I went to fire school in New Jersey so I could be on a fire team when I went to my only ship. I did three days of war drills on a medical ship, the USNS Comfort. Now as big a waste of money as it was to put someone who is getting out through fire training and then war drills in two diffetent states, it gets even worse. When I showed up to the ship in Baltimore harbor, I was told I was not on the fire team. Awesome. Money well spent.

 

A few of these have popped up this w/e stuck over Rangers stickers hehe

 

I heard a lot about that, and how much WASTE there is, and how much BS goes on. And how they don't GAF once you are thru with them. At least you got your basic training out of it and can travel with it.

I suspect a lot of kids think its going to be SEAL ACTION BRAVO BIG BALLS TO THE WALLS and then wind up doing powerpoint presentations to some fuck who can barely fit into his uniform.

 

fuck me I have seen some shit down here I could post, I will have a look for some photos.

Usually a sort of futile "Fuck Boris" or "Boris smells" or "St Paul 3:16".

This is a favourite of mine, absolute winner.

Geezer comes along and puts up what he thinks is a heartening bible verse only to be dismsissed ruthlessly by some gimpy young lad......this is in a place called "Tinderbox Alley", i walk the dog there.

 

Richmond Council determined to tell me about some poor Jewish lad who died in a camp. Not sure what the connection was, or is.

 

♫ togetherness and unity means victory for you and me ♫

 

Yas

 

Hard to top this, really

 

Aye the whole package.........

.......made complete by the collapse that followed.

World Cup Songs are very very dangerous things.

 

Irish international footballing innocnce was lost after the 1994 World Cup.

It got very cynical after that.

There'll never be another EURO 88 as far as I am concerned.

Could be that I was 10 at the time, could be that it really was different, we could have lost all 3 games and still been happy.

 

Back when Kinder Surprise used to do real toys, you could get this in your egg