SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

The greatest own goal of all time:

 

What a coincidence that the Guardian showed that.........

 

Apparently Howe deal close to being over the line - the final hurdle, predictably, being a dispute over who heads recruitment. THE defining problem at the club over the last 5 years. I hope they iron it out and iron it real smooth.

 

Who heads recruitnent? Howcabout worrying over who gets to sell the players ffs

 

It was a continuous point of contention between Rodgers and the board. Towards the end of hus tenure we appointed some dumpling called Nick Hammond who compiled a batting record of about 0 for 25. He left last week to 'pursue new opportunities'. Onwards and upwards, mate

 

Damien Commoli Mark II

 

Hahahahaha haalands chat. Dortmunds new player retainment strategy? hope it pays off. Schnitzel and autonbahn, ja. Its ok

 

Big Roided-Martin-Clunes looking motherfucker

 

They shouldn't have publicized this. Now RM or Barca will use their clout and money to hire even better prost... fitness instructors.

 

Haha. I wonder how much of that goes on

Altho Im sure with Haalands silver tongued chat he doesnt need any gimmes. 'You know i have a very big body and i need to take care of it'. Lol

 

I always read his odd, detached demeanour as contempt for the media but i lean towards autism now

 

Hard to say but i'm guessing the biggest clubs offer a lot of perks beyond salary.

 

A college basketball program over here got busted for that. Most college programs get popped for giving players cash or cars. Louisville was providing strippers & hookers. To make matters worse, in an unrelated incident their head coach, who was married, got busted for having sex with a woman inside a restaurant.

Woman: Should we go back to your place after dessert?

Coach: Nah, babe. I gotta wife and kid back home. But how 'bout a quick go right here on the floor before the waiter gets back?

 

Do military recruiters have such options at their disposal if they need to up the numbers?

 

Mine sure as hell didn't.

 

He's clearly been bred to kick an inflated bladder very very hard.

I don't know if anyone else has noticed- or cares- but there is a lot of brewing resentment in certain circles that just as Killiam Mohammedbappy was about to be the A #1 hotshit soccer star {Yes Ian Wright I am looking at you}, this fucking mongo came out of the woodwork like a giant ape and started smashing goals in.

His facial expression is redolent of noises that Schwarznegger used to make when he was lifting weights ........


"Nyahannghhhhhhhhh"

 

"26lbs of muscle........in a year".

That's a lot of skipping rope and porridge.

 

Puberty's a hell of a drug

 

What the fuck is a Jakey?

 

An old derelict pisshead, basically

 

Fucked by VAR. Again.

 

Goal basically ruled out for no apparent reason. Fuck right off. Cunts.

 

Roy Hodgson: "I stopped Liverpool from getting into the top 4 once before. I can do it again!!"

And............Chelsea duly spank Palace 4-1

That said it was a GOOD feeling when Liverpool won today, I love a comeback, a good old fashioned last minute winner.

Ian Wright trying to make out there is some anti-TAA movement going. There isn't., Tabloids are just scummy headline hunters, is all.

 

The trend I noticed so far this weekend after four matches. (Irish, pay attention to this!)

The club located north of the other is 4-0-0.

Wolves over Fulham
Leeds over Man City
Liverpool over Aston Villa
Chelsea over Crystal Palace

 

That means Newcastle should beat Burnely, according to the Caligula Compass Challenge.

Burnley lead, 1-0.

 

My £5 treble for today

Burley W Newcastle
Tottenham W United
West Ham D Leicester

Pays out £120 if it comes in. Which it won't. I will also throw £5 on United to get a penalty at Spurs.

 

Now Newcastle lead. Fathead The Bruce.

 

Pretty sure Leicester is further north than Stratford

 

Leicester & Sheffield U lost but the most northerly club is 6-0-2 about to get the seventh win with WBA up 2-0 on Southampton. Hopefully Everton make it 8-0-2 later.