Oscar DrunkaHoya's finest moments

"People will think... that there's two AYYYYrisshHH... going up in the ring."

 

Lol @ how he keeps belligerently demanding radio silence so he can finish stumbling his way through the idiotic ramble.

 

The man is a train wreck. It's the biggest irony - once branded as the sport's "cleanest figure" (though that was never true in reality) - he's now the sport's biggest punchline.

No self-awareness either. The guy CONSISTENTLY let's himself get interviewed drunk and high AF.

 

"Whooooooooo... whoooooooooooo... whoooooo-oooooooooooooh!"

 

It's become harder to find a SOBER Oscar interview than a trashed one.

 

Did he legit do an Irish accent there at the start.

Imagine I went on TV, drunk as fuck, and started staring at Andy Ruiz and saying "Loooook mayne, look mano, look at Andee Rrrrrrrrrrruiz culo bro"

 

"I'll fight..............TRIPLE G"

Immediately jumps in the car.

 

Presumably to drive to G's house for the negotiations, of course.

 

I think he drove to Michael Nunn's house to negotiate pricing.

 

On the way over to Golovkins...........

 

Nah Mike has good reliable SCALES, we don't want no cheating on the weight here.

Then they picked up noted conditioning trainers Fernando Vargas and Chris Arreola.

And then on to training camp and sparring..........

 

Golovkin: You come near me again, and I'll have you put up a kiddie raper beef. You know what they do to kiddie rapers in Quentin, dontcha?

 

I just rewatched Confidential bout 2 weeks ago, so it's fresh in my mind.

 

Oscar knows Hydration is a key part of any good camp.

 

Guy: "What was his name"

Oscar: "Munzer Lunzer"

Guy: "Stensland"

Oscar: "Yeah that was it".

 

Oscar be walking around San Quentin........."Oh look, so many dedonnisies"

 

30 seconds in:

 

Lol Irish posted this last week.

Oscar just drinks and plays hide the sausage at Mario Lopez's house all day.

 

Yeah I was trying to find where I posted it and couldn't.

Is Mario Lopez rumoured to be a gay too?

 

Mario and Genaro Hernandez back in the day.

 

Nah, AC Slater is straight, I believe.

Hes just one of Oscar's enabler buddies.

 

AC/DC Slater

 

AC Slater





DC Slater

 

I'm a betting man, and I've got a good looking two ton that says DLH has an ass that resembles the Japanese Flag.

 

Still can't believe fuckin lung cancer took out poor Screech.

 

I only found out 4 minutes ago.

I knew he had issues but not cancer.

 

What makes you say that?

 

This thread is gold!

 

Speaking of alcoholics in boxing. I have a feeling Spence will be at Cowboys Stadium on Sat drunk off his ass.

 

I drink my fair share but i don't get like this. That said probably everyone has dealt with this form of obnoxiousness before.

Constantly with the "No no listen ... "

Just saying OK or yeah between pauses is somehow taken as "interrupting" them so they need to really enforce the fact they're imparting such profound wisdom. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN