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He must be in a perpetual state of rapture, he's an old fat baldy Northern Irish dwarf who basically lucked into a financially rewarding gig doing little more than raving about a game of football he was paid to watch.

He cannot believe his fortune..........the guy would be a walking parody over here but Stateside, he's the real deal.

 

I mean if you saw his photo with the caption "8 years for abusing young boys in the 1980's " you would not be surprised......

He also understands the game of football!!!

Tommy Smyth
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May 29

Well done to Chelsea winning 1-0 and crowned champs of Europe. City never really fired. Pep once again looks like he might have overthought it again.
@chelsea
did what they had to do and fair dues to them. The first goal was not just important it was the only one.

 

Former STV head Hidayet Karaca gets 1,406 years in prison in match-fixing ‘conspiracy’ trial | Turkey Purge

1406 years is pretty harsh. I'm thinking 1378 would have been fair.

 

Translation:~ he didn't support Erdogan.

 

2019: Danny Rose be like "I only am staying in this game a few more years, too much racism".

2021: Damny Rose fired by Spurs gone on a free. Nobody wants "Europes best left-back".

 

The Penis with Teeth.

 

That "He's done it again he's fuckin done it again, that facking 'Arry Kane" is now world famous.

Jimmy Dore uses it on his own show. Great.

 

Celtic took the manager off the team I (loosely) follow in Japan. Yokohama F. Marinos.

 

Is he good enough to take Celtic to Champions League glory?

 

When I say loosely follow, I mean I check the scores and table. I knew they had a husky, Aussie Greek manager but I didn't even recognize his name when it was mentioned with Celtic.

Marinos won the J-1 League in '17. I am not even sure if he was there then.

 

I do know that he's known as an offensive attacking manager. He might have Celtic playing like Leeds United.

 

When my club's old manager went to Liverpool he got them a CL and league title. Now you're backtracking and distancing yourself because don't want take any responsibility for Celtic's future.

 

The UAE defeated Thailand 2-1. They didn't sub on Pathompol Charoenrattanapirom until late in the game. Not sure what the coach was thinking.

Kyrgyzstan also fell to Mongolia 0-1. Pretty hard to get opportunities when you have Tsend-Ayush Khürelbaatar marshalling the midfield and Tsend-Ayush Khürelbaatar in defense.

 

Anybody watch the Three Kings docu on Prime?

 

Oi Hut, have you booked your tickets?

https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rangers-to-face-liverpool-pre-20770673

 

Arsenal are going to Scotland to play two friendlies. (I think against Hearts & Rangers.) Then joining Everton in Orlando to play in some Flodida tournament. Everton are playing a club called Millionaires or some shit like that. I haven't even checked them out but they have to be South American.

 

"Paris Saint-Germain beat Barcelona, Bayern Munich to Georginio Wijnaldum signing."

Hmm. I wonder what that deciding factor was. Maybe he's a huge fan of the Eiffel tower and wanted the opportunity to see it in person more regularly. I've also heard he loves boeuf bourguignon. Much harder to find it made properly in Barcelona or Munich than in Paris.

 

Whinenaludm had said that "God has other plans for me" when explaining why he didn't stay and sign a new contract.

LOLZ.

I wish God had those sort of plans for me

 

No shit.

So you think my theory of boeuf bourguignon is flawed and it was God who lead him to the decision to sign for PSG?

 

In God We Trust.

 

All about the cazh dollars these days.

 

"Blessed are them who has da cars"

I forget what page but it says so in the bible when you interpret it in the correct way.

 

Just watching Sky Documentays ......it's about United and right now they are discussing the Munich disaster.

£2 a week and 50p for expenses.........

I remember Jack Charlton fell out with his wife because she wanted ..............a new coat.

 

So you're sayin Jackie Lad was full on Scottish?

 

Guy sitting on bench by the clyde:

Big man!
Me: *nod* (ready with 'the time is' or 'no lighter, soz')
You ever seen anybody crack an apple?
*smashes an apple on his knee*
You retain all the goodness....95%!
Me: ........i see that, aye. Good!

That just broke my brain a wee bit.

 

You need to affix a hidden camera on yourself and document your Glesga adventures.

 

That was nyc-level weird, glasgow nuts arent usually such high calibre. Reminds me of the story Derren Brown tells about when he first got into hypnotism and stuff: he was acosted on a quiet street at 3am by some hair-gel case clearly looking for a fight
'What you looking at, dickhead!'
'Oh nothing"
'You're looking at something, you want some?'

At which point Derren replies.....

'Well.the thing is, the wall at the back of my garden is exactly 7 feet tall'
'You....what?'
'Yes its exactly 7 feet tall and its causing us quite a few problems because thats the wrong height'

In response to which the drunk belligerent just broke into tears and sat down on the pavement. Thats what i felt like doing