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Pougatch on ITV...

"Holland 0 2 Czechs.... Ingerland Ingerland"

Seen this movie before.

 

Portugal utterly unafraid of this lot

 

1-0 Belgium

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Agreed but not thanks to over respect

De Broyne is off

 

Second half has been better. Hard to watch the game with Lee Dixon trying his best to fellate Ronaldo from the commentary box, but I'm persevering.

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I was going to say the opposite... Since "De Brunneh" went off, Belgium have been pedestrian.

Peppay keeping order out there....

 

Cannot think of any team I dislike more than Portugal. A horrible bunch of diving, cheating, dirty little fucking snides. Always have been, always will be.

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Bruno thinks he's at United, shouting at the officials.

 

Oh aye, Portugal have been the better side second half. It's degenerating now into the kind of snide bullshit Portugal are great at.

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My first expetience of it was Boavista vs Celtic , both legs, 2003, rapidly followed by Celtic vs Porto , 2003. Then Portugal vs England, 2004.

 

Oh wow. Should have been 1-1

 

Belgium are still so much less than the sum of their parts. A proper manager would be able to fashion so much more from them than this.

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I'd put a fiver there'll be a red in this.

 

Klopp, i think.

Martinez is a cod. He's got people hoodwinked.

 

I hope Lukaku smashes Pepe through the fucking stand.

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Lukaku does the spadework. Carrasco fuckd it up.

 

Aye. Never rated Martinez.

He's a fraud. All fart and no shite.

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Fernandes poo.

 

He's the Spanish Rodgers . He's got a paragraph for everything.

 

Hang on...

 

See, Bruno Fernandes is good at shoving around overmatched twats in England. Clutch moments the guys nowhere.

 

ITV comms nearly in tears as Portugal face the exit. Blaming tiredness, the pitch...all sorts.

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That's it. Glad i never backed it.

 

Fuck off you diving, cheating, horrible rat bastards.

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Don't worry. They'll find a new narrative.

 

'Ronaldo is out'.

Fuck. Off.

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Lukaku will be their new lodestar.

 

Lee Dixon should be ashamed of his commentary on that match. He spent the whole game desperately hoping to get CR7 to fuck his face after the match. Disgusting drivel from start to finish.

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I passed him outside the cinema in Barnes once. I went to say Hi and he looked away.....next time I'll say i have a message for him, from Gatesheed.

 

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