SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Been crap from start to finish. Not turned up in any match.

MTF

 

Yep, true.

 

It's mad how normal time pretty much went exactly the same way in both games.

 

Right, back to studies, its been a good one gents.

 

Elvedi played his part. He was man marked out of it.

 

Some free advice: scratch tonight, go to bed, and get up early tomorrow.

By the way, what are you reading?

 

The French went back to bed.

 

France and the Dutch gone. Hazard and "De Brunneh" out of it. Germany suck.

Never. Get. A. Better. Chance.

 

I'd say let's wait until tommorow before we decide how badly Germany suck....it's a very open championship from here, would put a little on Italy if that was my thing

 

Its relative. Suck relative to how good they've been historically, relative to the German teams that have played England, so to speak....

If Germany do win tomorrow, I'll back.... DENMARK

 

Fair enough, yes you have to go back to early 2000s to find as weak a German team

 

C# programming and video game development. I managed to get a fair bit done tonight, got a good hour or so extra after the game so will take your advice and tackle the rest tomorrow.

 

From scratch? V impressive!

Here did you see the state of Jimmy earlier?

 

And the last time England beat them when it counted.

 

Jimmy walking through The Hacienda with Alan Partridge and getting told off by Gollum.

 

It goes without saying it was a huge upset. What really surprises me is the scoreline and how it all unfolded.

If you told me the result was Switzerland beat France on penalties i would have thought OK, i guess they played bunker ball and just held on 0-0 or managed to nick a goal so 1-1.

3-3 and it was the Swiss who came back from 2 down? Clearly you're drunk.

 

Now we're cooking

FITBAW. GET THE BAW BOOT IT BOOT IT

 

England'll never have a better chance than this

 

Stopped some guy on the clyde untying a lifebelt to throw it in the clyde

Me: nah what you doing, mate? Leave that its theres in case somebody's drowning
Him: whit!?!? I mean aw right aye....never mind me mate i dunno whit i'm dae'n.
Me: I see aye, no worries i'll just stick it back
Him *doddles away*....then *storms back acting hard* so whit, you gonny phone the polis then or whit?
Me: nah, the things back im happy. Naebodys drowning.
Him: awright aye....fair. Never mind me, eh? *fistbump* You got any change?
Me: nope *walks away*
Him: *waits til im 50 yards away then starts shouting shite* 'wait til you get up under that bridge ya dobber youre getting stabbed'
Me: *turns around and glares*
Him: *waves his hands no as if it wasnt directed at me and pretends to be shouting at the wall*

The clyde washes up some amount of flotsam & jetsome.

 

You need to wear a bodycam.

 

When Covid first got going as a thing down here, these bams came out of the woodwork. These guys were praising the dustbin men for taking away rubbish, aping the general bullshit air that was going around of "essential worker" this and "vital sector" that. They all had a story and they all had a routine.

 

And then a podcast.

I see Limmy has gone mainstream

 

Raining here now.

 

This is the most pathetic personal foible I can admit to.....but every time it rains in London i get a wee frission of shadenfreuder

Can't really explain it

 

Southgate with a brave team selection. He's basically picked eight defenders.

MTF

 

I only mention it as im 10 miles from the stadium

 

Today all my little predos will come together. Gareth will find a way. "History is Irrelevant". How very appropos of our current zeitgeist.

 

Saka is in. It is written.

 

Harry is a chancer
He's a form of cancer
If england have a chance
Then put it down to Saka