SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

It's dreadful. Is this REALLY the best football these players can put together? It cannot be, surely?

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Werner needed to bury that.

 

Jesus i thought i was negative...

 

30 minutes has flown by.....

 

The worst part is that they think this is good. They actually PLAN to do this. They think they are 'controlling the game' as they pointlessly slap the ball sidewards for a minute or so around the halfway line.

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Who was the last England manager who really played attacking football instead of this negative shite? Keegan? Hoddle?

 

A half empty gentrified version, at that.

 

What is with all this messing around when we've loaded the box??? Get the fucking ball in there.

 

Keegan.

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Two way thing....modern dreary-sideways fitbaw probably wouldnt have been allowed by a 90s stadium....the more negative the fitbaw gets the more subdued crowds become

 

By my reckoning, England have had SIX shots on target in the whole tournament so far.

Dreck.

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This is now viscous

 

Aye, very true.

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Beckham and Ed Sheeran.... Ffs....

 

Gay captains armband....help ma boab

 

Set pieces, the last refuge of the creatively illiterate

 

Phillips booked now. Thats two HMDF on a yellow

 

Haha i know.....im in my mid 30s and im grumpier than my grandad. The world's a f'n circus

 

After the feast of proper fitba we had yesterday, we've now had 45 minutes of this fucking gutless, bankrupt rubbish.

Like watching a different fucking sport.

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Its a big club. We're not in it. And don't they know it.

 

STARFISH KANE

 

Waaaaaah I'm a big STARFISH

 

Harry Kane. He's fucking running in concrete, the fucking cunt.

He should not be on the pitch. At all

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Some first touch, that

 

The way be looked up for a penalty having thrown bimself over the defenders leg, a wicked wicked thing

 

The way to Armarillo now. Fook me, i thought 'i would walk 500 miles' was shite

 

Yes, yes, yes...but what about the lack of service and chances he's had?!

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Awful. Can't even manufacture a decent atmosphere.

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Ive been to a few of these celtic legends games where they wheel out the oldies.....Kane moving like a 50 year old. And not a 50 year old Larsson, he moves much better.

 

Bet you Southgate brings on fucking Henderson.