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The fulcrum question, going forward: what is going on with Grealish's hair? Is that some sort of space age/next gen hairgel acting like a hairband?

 

Nah man, mostly the opposite. The main/south stand that you see on tele is average-steep but the other ends all slope out pittifully for miles and not very high.

A very steep stadium - Celtic park. I saw somebody trip head first down the stairs in the upper tier once and they fucking flew a good six-eight rows....luckily into the back of an unoccupied seat which smithereened into 6 pieces, absorbing the shock like a crumplezone. The guy was so drunk he just rubbed his head and tottered off on his way

 

In fact: the club deck at ibrox, which is the third tier of the old main stand (usually not visible on tele). I sat there once for a league cup final way back, when hampden was out of commission, and the guy in front of you basically has his heid at your ankles & the even have poles in the aisle to stop you falling. I think they added it in the late 80s and i doubt it would pass health and safety now, *crazy* steep... vertiginous, nearly scary

 

I think it's the one level thing on TV that fools me.



Unrelated, I remember being at a Steely Dan concert at the Santa Barbara bowl. There are no backs on the seats. The guy in front of me was no less than 600 lbs. His back-fat was on my knees which were being pushed into my chest. Luckily I was younger, thinner and much more flexible when I was 30. But when I saw New Order there ten years later, I bought floor tickets.

 

He's a little tart.

MTF

 

Ya gots ta strut.

 

Low Test, manchild , beta cuckery

 

Watch the old videos of the Kop in the Seventies, it actually looks like a wave running down a hill. Lethal. And nobody died.

 

Pack em in.

 

Wow, top tier at old Trafford is v.steep too....and it looks like youd literally hit your napper off the roof if you jumped up to celebrate! Bit oppressive. If anyone stood up in front youd be fucked



Reminds me of a strange recurring semi-nightmare i have that im at the back of a stadium with a very low roof and i cant see the game

 

Remember Frank Bruno ringside at McClellan vs Benn? He was wearing an orange suit and wouldn't sit down. Nobody could see anything.

 

All this international stuff is fine and diverting n all but really the world needs more THE CELTIC FOOTBALL CLUB in its life. Full stadiums in august they say. It will be a good day in life. The sun will shine, the tattered yellow paint trim on the concrete stairs up to my seat will gleam the same divine gold, ugly fat men in undersized replica shirts will seem to tumble up them too like precious jewels.



TAKE ME TO YOUR PARADISE I WANT TO SEE THE JUNGLE

 

People telling him he's worth €100m.
Classic post industrial preening little cucktart

 

Celtic were brutally shit last year.

 

If a bear shits in the woods and nobodys there to hear it, does it even stink?

 

Everton appoint Benitez as manager

 

I actually lived that nightmare. Lower Gwladys at Goodison is much worse than that video if you're at the back. Throw in a bunch of poles for more obstruction. It's like watching a match on a 3 inch TV with poles and people standing up.

I was sat back there when we beat Bournemouth 6-3. Nine fucking goals and I think I saw three of them actually go in. The only positive is all the EFC crazies sit at the front of that section. So it was loud with plenty of singing.

If I have my choice, I sit Park End. The tix are a little more but no obstructions. You're near the away crowd and at their mercy because the fans in Park End (unless it's a big match) are much tamer and don't sing very much.

 

Next time wear a shirt like this and they'll upgrade you to the best seats free of charge.

 

Lol. Great idea for the tshirt stalls around sellik park, albeit itd need a colour change

 

In completely shocking and unforeseeable news Sancho has been sold by BVB to Manure.

Apparently Mbappe has told PSG he's not going to resign thus making him a free agent. In other words he's going to Real Madrid.

 

Yep. £70 odd million. Hopefully he flops badly and gets Ollys daughter preggo or something. A curse on the lot of them.

 

Spurs and Everton now both have new managers. Which one is going to get fired or leave first?

 

Wouldn't be surprised if he gets more playing time with England now. Naturally signing that contract instantly improved all of his footballing qualities.

 

Indeed. In fact, a large part of why he never got picked for England is because commentators were embarrassed at being forved to say "And here's Jadon Sancho of Borussia Dortnund"

 

If he scores THATS WHY MANCHESTER UNITED ...

 

Irish takes one day off work & all hell breaks loose: