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I think Rio Ferdinand must be Sterlings secret dad. Must be. Has to be.

 

Fuck right off lads

 

GET IN THERE, MY SON!

 

I have been jonesing for some '00 TV shows. That and League of Gentlemen were funny but the Catherine Tate show was the best. Back when BBC America actually showed British shows.

 

GET IN THERE, MY SON!

 

Harry Macguire's face isn't quite right

 

This is turning out canny.

MTF

 

GET IN THERE, MY SON!

 

Everton/Rangers fans cheering for Hendo

 

Wait, that's an LFC player.

GET IN THERE, MY NEPHEW!

 

Just reading that all of Kane, Grealish, Rice and Maguire qualified to play for Ireland.

 

Did you expect different? England were 4/10 at KO and routinely thump teams like this. Theres a reason Pearce and Co went gaga when the Ukraine put the 10 man Swedes out.

 

All rubbish. If you want good TV try the 1970s.

 

Scott Parker to replace Jonathan Woodgate at Bournemouth. Marco Silva to replace Parker at Fulham.

 

Ha ha pickford you fucking farmer

 

Don't make up clubs

 

England don't routinely batter any European teams in major champs. I thought we would win, but this second half has been ruthless.

MTF

 

I'd agree on ruthless, 100% but I'd also ask about just what were they ruthless? Ukrainian incompetence, generally. Marking on those three headed goals was non existent.

As for walloping chunderers at international tournaments, I'd also agree but this lot are shit.

The only negative for me in Englands progress is that its food for powder to remaining veneer of Rule Britannia dickheads and their upper-crust counterparts who are looking for a vector back into the England fold after decades of self-inflicted removal (and finding it in the shale of Sterling)

 

Jordan Henderson who scored plays for a club that is managed by someone who used to manage Borussia Dortmund.

 

There's an Irish Pakcki i follow, he's a well known noise maker in Islamist-symping circles in London, i bet he's melting down right now.

 

It's funny.... The post commentary praise was all how he BLOSSOMED at Liverpool.

 

Referee blows it up very very early

 

That was an excellent performance second half. Kane seems to be playing himself into form. Even I'm starting to wonder...

MTF

 

Harry Kane and Shevchenko embrace.

"There's an embrace between two great strikers".

Innumeracy....

 

Five straight clean sheets.

 

You can't miss. Denmark, fucking Denmark.... The only thing is it could all go badly wrong at Wembley against an Italy side that aren't in the final yet

 

This is where the wank starts... When the fetters come off the English commentariat, the wank starts.

Fireworks going off here in London.

 

Fireworks and cars honking..... I shit thee not. Guys doing burnouts on motorbikes.

 

I tipped Denmark weeks ago. They are no mugs.

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