SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Honestly retailers will try ANYTHING to shift a bit of merch...

 

Coming soon, Deutsches Division Zwei deals, get 50 Reichsmarks off...

 

THE CELTIC FOOTBALL CLUB are back this afternoon in the only game that matters

 

A Priest and a Rabi are at a boxing match. Before the bell sounds the first round, one of the fighters briefly takes a knee and makes the sign of the cross. After seeing this, the Rabi turns to the Priest and asks, “What exactly does that mean?” To which the Priest replies, “Not a damn thing if he can’t fight.”

 

Cruyff used to say that if footballers blessing themselves made any difference that there would be 22 winners or 22 losers in every game

 

The only player who reliably caused something to happen by blessing himself was Artur Boruc in front of the Copeland road.

 

Googled it. No such road. Its COPLAND road.

 

Huge wankery on the TV right now.

Jon Snow with his exclusive report from Wembley....

 

"A Rabi"

 

Are you making up countries now?

 

His name was Columbus.

If you want, you can call it COLONIA, in honor of Cristobal Colon.

 

Lol literally the ONLY fucking way the Guardian can get behind England. Unbelievably pathetic cunts.

 

Anyone called Chris is prolly no good besides

 

Despair
Despair
Despair
Dont give up on your hair
Despair
Despair
Despair
Don't give up on your hair

 

Got my free bet in. Tenner. 7.5/1

Kane/Sterling to score, England to go thru in 90 mins.

Worth a free shot.

Fanny Mills on TV now... The hubris is creeping in.... REEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Drowning in happy talk here.....

 

Cunt.

MTF

 

I call it "Colombia" because that's what it's called...

...and the Steely Dan lyrics at the end of "Hey Nineteen."

 

Admit it.... He's due one from me, I'd completely forgotten about you

 

Pickford with the Farmer style

 

Loris Pickford

 

Started well did England but last ten minutes the Danes have started to pick holes through the middle of the park. England's three central midfielders are just following the ball about at the minute.

MTF

 

Check this out.

In my earnestness to do something for local business, i went out to get a tag for the dog, and a few other pieces too.

Once i saw the price on tge tag, i quickly gave up on the other bits.

Heres the fucking tag....£13, just remember that price when you see it.

 

And there it is.

 

Pickford asleep

 

Great strike. Been coming. England being outplayed the last twenty minutes.

MTF

 

Came from what I'd said. Rice got rinsed, Mount committed a stupid foul, Shaw committed an even stupider one and there it is.

England's central midfield is being completely outplayed.

MTF

 

Yeah , too many times caught facing their
own goal and hustled off it.

Walker doing Stones and Maguires job for them

 

Chance to level here. I'd fancy Mount.

 

Yeah of courses the SJW had to fucking throw his Tuppence in, twat