SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Fucking police chopper circling now. Great. Racket galore.

 

I have a friend who became an Everton fan nine years ago for a great reason.

Because he loves Chang beer.

 

Wow. I have a friend who became a Liverpool fan because he wants to launder massive fucking amounts of dirty money through the City of London.

 

14,000 votes cast

58% say no penalty

 

Croatia: 1-2-1
Scotland : 0-2-1
Czechs: 1-2-1
Germans: 1-2-1
Ukrainians : 2-3
Danes: 2-3
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So, the teams England played, so far, will finish the tournament with a whopping 14 defeats between them, 9 excluding games vs England.

They will have won, over 25 games, a grand total of 7 games. Its pathetic.

Call it -(minus) 7.




ITALY?

Turkey: 0-3-0
Swiss: 2-2-1 (one win, one loss on pens)
Wales: 1-2-1
Austria: 2-2
Belgium: 4-1
Spain: 3-2-1

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11 defeats
12 wins, call it +1

Italy have beaten better teams that had a better tournament.

Now, if you really want to get ut in focus, remove the losses suffered by those teams to Italy/England

England's victims score improves to - 2, Italys victims score improves to +6

England have played by far the weaker competition.

 

Question: if England win, is it fair to say they've won it as hosts?

 

Aaaand this is a large part of why we're up shit creek. This "fuck the facts, heres my feelings" routines from lobotomized dickheads with access to megaphones.

 

Yes

 

Thatd be the way it usually goes yeah....fwiw im not against in-an-ideal-world independence per se i just hate the snp & think their supporters are pretty much all thick...mixture of fitbaw fandom type jingoists and hippy dippy 'without westminster love will overcome, maaan' types

 

My views on snp & independence make me very unpopular at the xmas dinner table i think if you gave my da and brothers a riffle and said 'the english tories are that way' youd have a whole Turkey to yourself

 

Having watched it again.....still think its a foul. He's sandwiched and none of the defenders get near the ball.

 

I realize it was COVID planning and all but SIX games in the national stadium. Even as a sole host nation, you wouldn't expect that.

 

I don't think anyone with a brain would argue that Italy have had an easier route to the final.

I also find it astonishing that England start the final as favourites.

MTF

 

Absolutely, yes.

MTF

 

TalkSport. The broadcaster which relies entirely on clickbait to stay in business.

If everyone ignored them, they would go bankrupt.

MTF

 

Yes. According to them and their news alerts that make their way into every football forum, Palace were just moments away from announcing Nuno as their new manager. Less than a week later, Everton were just letting the ink dry before introducing Nuno as the new manager.

Yet he's managing Spurs now.

 

In terms of how indy-stuff intersects with fitbaw its the way it does generally.....95% of hardcore fans of either team - the ultras, street fighters, irish/unionist pub barflies, diehards, away supporters bus types- with have the full array of committed beliefs on everything whether its Ireland, indyref, palestine, tax law, the fucking metaphysical position of christs body during eucharist and everything else. Widen it out to season ticket holders that probably drops to ~75%. Widen it out to 'random guy on the street who says he supports one team or the other' it might drop to ~60-65%. Still predictive but more weakly.

 

Possibly, but they're not just a trashy website they also have exclusive radio coverage of certain PL and Championship games. Worst shower of cunts going. I think they keep Selco in business singlehandedly.

England played all their Euro 96 games at Wembley but will have played more games at Wembley this time around by dint of the new 2nd round and going one game further

 

Chris Sutton didn't kill himself.

 

Thanks, algorithm

 

"it goes to show you, people are out there"

Yes mate. You're one of them..

 

Hahaha....brightened up my morning, that did

 

Just had my Covid doorstep visit from Oxford University.

Kid doing the tests calls the house on the mobile of one of our occupants, to do all basic questioning... Same questions for everyone.


My turn....

HIM:"hello Sir how are you..."

ME:"I'm great.. Just recivering ftom last night"


HIM:"oh wow, Its coming hime, its coming home, innit, WE'RE gonna do it..." turns out he's a young Somali yoof innit.

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SMFH

 

Once gyppos and hard men discovered the internet, it was over. They ain't built the fiber optics that that lot can't pollute.

 

What are the questions?

 

Been in contact with anyone the past 7 days that you suspect had covid
How often do you leave the house
Do you wear a mask when you do
Have u been vaxxed
Do you suspect you've had covid since last tested
etc etc

 

What you do for a living.... I place bets and do small trades, have you heard of the ape army mate

How often do you leave the house for work.. I'm like i dont leave the house, the house throws me out at 4am

 

Right, time to sort these cunts out.

 

How often do you interact with people?

I wouldn't call them people, Sir