SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Couldn't have been more Italian if it had a Spaghetti and a useless, broken down tank on top of it.

MTF

 

Autocorrect is a cunt.

MTF

 

Grealish has to come on, right?

 

What foul!?

 

No. Southgate doesn't trust him. At all.

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You know Italian armour? Its fairly shit alright. Always had nice names like "Bonventre DA Semovente Boom Boom"

 

When was the last time Sterling passed the ball to an England player or had a shot at goal? I swear it's been over half an hour.

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Fucking hell Hendo....

 

Luke Shaw's been ingerland's best player for me

 

HERE COMES THE PORKUPINE

 

Yet again anti-Scottish racism has my iplayer stream about 45s behind the play...reasons we all want Italy to win #472

 

If this goes to penalties will Southgate or Baggio being taking one?

 

Why the fuck are you watching on a stream?

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Baggio

 

Oh, we won't go into that.....

 

Huts stream looping the first half over and over

 

Funereal, depressed, morose fans

 

England chests all lifted from grealish coming on

 

This has become a real mess.

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Honestly.... Delia Smith has bigger stones.

This is unacceptable.

 

Fire stick

 

But why?! It's on two terrestrial channels...

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Now...

 

He's nay digital aerial.

 

This is horrible to watch. Like being slowly drowned.

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Er?!

I'm in a shitty holiday park at the arse end of the Solway coast and even I've got a working tellybox ffs.

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That wall was pants. Pickford escapes.

 

I've gone against better judgment and backed England