SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Lovely dinked ball by Kane....

 

Glasgow Dude.

 

Jenas trying to get people sent off....

 

How much better at football is Chiellini compared to Sterling? He is making him look like a complete mug.

MTF

 

He's essentially a one trick pony. That's the bottom line.

 

Stones should have done better from it. Didn't read it properly.

MTF

 

Racist.

MTF

 

I'm telling you....you cannot win two consecutive penalty shootouts in a tournament.

 

Dagoes not showing me much here. Waltzing the clock down.

 

Jenas talking about "ridiculous penalties".

POT KETTLE

 

This, boys, is what defenders and footballers look like against sprinters. Sako, Sterling...shite.

MTF

 

Sako unable to play a two yard pass. England concede a corner as a result.

MTF

 

Gareth loading the pitch with penalty takers. Rashford playing at RB.

MTF

 

I'd murder a cuppa

 

I feel absolutely sick. Someone kill me ffs.

MTF

 

Southgate should have called up Le Tissier for international duty. He could have sat on the bench and just been subbed in for situations like this.

 

I only have a firestick

 

At least you know they'll have planned for this. Southgate, for all his uselessness, will have coached the fuck out of this.

MTF

 

I've £80 on England to win the triphy by hook or by crook..

No side has win back to back shootouts in a tournament.

No side.....so England for me

 

Yes but its on two terrestrial channels....

 

You don't have a television?

MTF

 

Rubbish way to settle these things

 

They plug into televisions...its the only thing in mine

 

You've eighty quid riding on Ingerland to win a penalty shootout to win a major title.

In other words, you've lost eighty quid.

MTF

 

You don't have an aerial?

MTF

 

It is written. Lost on pens 25 years ago, returned today to right the wrong.

 

Right, I'm off to have a heart attack. Be back later.

MTF

 

No id 80 on them to win by hook or crook.... Its gone to penalties, rather than ive backed it.

 

HE'S FUCK ALL

 

Italy here im afraid