SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Well, at least he scored. What was the rest of the offense doing?

 

McGregor IS an offense

 

David Alaba tested positive for COVID-19.

Didn't Thiago also shortly after arriving at Liverpool? It seems when Bayern players let their contract expire to go on to a "new challenge" they really mean it.

 

Thiago had to isolate.

'Wow. I thought they said I'd never work alone"

 

Manchester city with an offer of £100 million for Grealish.

They've never broken the transfer record however so remember that means they actually spend "conservatively". Also other clubs spend money and stuff too.

 

You ever seen that video that proves kurt kobain STOLE that album???

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/Fu3S-N8E2A0?feature=share

 

GOT damn!

Did that dude live?

 

I saw the longer clip. Obviously staged.

That was pretty good. According to the comments, they do that routine at many airshows.

 

Yeah i had to watch it twice. It had me fooled first time.

 

Huts favourite shopping place

 

Arsenal got Ben White for £50 million.

For the last few years it seems like Arsenal always have about 14 defenders on their squad. Most of them are expensive as hell. Yet last season David Luiz was always on the pitch. And they always played old man Socrates until they finally realized he sucked and they terminated his contract mid season..

 

They're looking to sell Bellarin and get a replacement.

Goddamn, Everton need a RB. I wouldn't mind Bellarin but he seems like an uppity prick that would never play here.

 

PUSSY

 

Your mental health doesnt fucking plummet, it erodes over a period of time. Its not a fucking battery that goes down quickly cos your screen is too bright or you have power hungry apps running.

What that clam is describing is a period of self induced stress brought on by an amplified exposure to what he perceived as negative attention.

That's not a mental health issue. That's a narcissist on the wrong end of finding out about Dunnings-Krueger.

Only people who are on very strong meds and come off them suddenly do suffer this rapid onset of issues. I'm talking days here.


And the recovery is as gradual and incremental as the decline

You don't plummet and then rebound, fuck off to Aya Napa, overnight, cured.

Twats

 

Ie: 'I chatted to a sports psychologist because the pressure got a bit much'. Fine. Hope it helped.

 

Tyrone Mings: "I went mad for a few days there, overnight. Fucked off with the boys to Santa Del Rio Ponzarote and now I'm grand"

Jaysus

 

'Arry Kane didn't show up for Spurs training camp. All the speculation naturally is that he's trying to force a move to Citeh.

 

And Rio Ferdinand is on twtter saying that if it were Pogba there'd be way more talk about it

Insinuation: that Kane's behaviour is permitted because he's white

 

There probably would be more talk about it, but that's only because it's Pogba, and Man United.

A guy making £200,000/week and is trying to force a move. I'm sure him and his fans will talk up "it's not about the money, it's the ambition to win trophies".

Uh huh. So i guess he won't be accepting any part of that 100+ million incoming transfer fee and also take a pay cut if asked to in the event they need to free up funds to fill in more spaces.

Some shop wants to unionize to get a fair wage and not be treated like animals and those employees are somehow acting "entitled ". A multi-millionaire kicking a ball wants even more millions and that's "ambition".

 

There is also talk of City offering £100 mil for Grealish. I don't think they can get both of them.

One crazy offer reportedly was for £120 mil plus Sterling for Kane and other players.

 

You're starting to sound like me. What are you some sort of COMMUNIST?

 

Yeah but we've got to avoid a SUPERLEAGUE, that sort of thing would be excessive..

 

For once i would like to see a club take a stand and force these guys to honor their obscene contracts. I know it doesn't make good business sense in the short term but maybe it catches on and a few more do the same. Sick of these millionaire prima donnas and their sleazy agents always looking for greener pastures when they have it better than 99.9% of the world's population.

 

The first line reminded me of one of Bill Burr's great rants:

 

Yeah seen it before, one of my favorite comedians. Too bad Burr doesn't follow communist football. I'd like to hear some of his rants on it.

 

Ok. I'm just a fanny with man flu

 

Could be worse