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Messi to P$G. Figures.

 

Can't believe they sent that guy off. He's innocent.

 

Some things just never stop being true....ugly, ugly bastards

 

LOOK AT 'IM!

 

Words right out of my mouth.

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Newcastle have signed no one. Not one player.

MTF

 

Neither have Liverpool

 

Apart from that Konate bloke who cost about £35m, aye?

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Of course. Whole thing is rotten.

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First I've heard of it and I've had LFC TV on in the background

 

Do you have they at least have enough to field a starting XI, or are they going to tell those remaining times are tough and they'll just have to play a bit harder?

 

Yeah. I could tolerate the money up to a point but the culture bolox has tipped me over the edge. I'll be watching one-eye-closed.

 

I don't know how many of them there are left. Fat Mike has washed his hands of the whole thing. Any money he might have spent on players (might) has nowe
been diverted to various pointless legal claims aimed at getting the oil cheats to get their takeover through.

It's a typically joyous time to support NUFC.

MTF

 

Haven't they signed Willock? Naturally, he will now embark on a lengthy goal drought

 

Thewlis and Brando in a movie I've never seen

 

WHATS TO BE DONE

SHOW ME WHO TO KILL

ILL FUCKING DO IT

 

Signing Joe Willock from Arsenal.

 

Sellik's signings seem shit hot so far. Hart & Mccarthy are big question marks. And we still need 2 fullbacks, urgently. But, overall, im feeling illusioned, enchanted and spondent, again. Sevcco- one, done & back to the fourth tier for a third life. Ugly bastards.

 

Been on and off like a whores knickers all summer. Still not done. Rumour is the lad doesn't want to move here. Can't blame him. Even if he signs, all that means is that we have the same team as last year. And that team was shit.

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I blame him. £100k a week in de preem o his leefe and he can't stick it out?

Tired of these cunts.

He's only there cos Arsenal got wanted shut...

 

Pride comes before the fall....

Funny thing is i was on the bbc website and they had Me$$i to Pig Sty G as a bigger story than Rangers vs Malmo both in game and post game

 

The lad B Innocent!!

 

Well, Messi's arrival in Paris probably had higher attendance.

 

I don't think it's a money issue. It's a football issue. Who the fuck wants to leave Arsenal to play for Brucie's NUFC? And there is no way he is being offered £100k pw. Mike doesn't do that kind of dosh.

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Would slim Mike pay that wage for a Messi/Ronaldo combo if they agreed to share the salary and also show some initiative by doing some extra work around the stadium like cleaning the urinals and what not after matches?

 

Someone who fancies playing regularly in the starting eleven...he's a bad fit for Arteta's Arsenal, and I really doubt he is going to hit the same hot goal streak again but if he does it's more likely to happen at Newcastle

 

Ok. I'm a cunt. He's on 50, 60k.



Understood, nobody wants to leave North London for Newcastle.

But guess what... Better men have left Newcastle for London and it wasn't to kick a ball for 50k a week either.

Tired of them all.

 

You know what pisses me off most about these people? It's seeing them surrounded by their muggy little troupe of muggy little comforters and enablers all the time. Mob handed. All the time. Won't walk two yards on their own

 

Ok, ON OUR WAY TO PARADISE. I can't promise i won't cry.

 

Celtic in the mood albeit vs poo