SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Celtic just defeated a team called Jabroni.

 

Remember when they used to beat teams you've heard of?

MTF

 

Celtic's on the ball again! Calling it now- if Kyogo stays fit he'll score more than 40 goals this year. Also: Hart is indeed utterly shite with his feet. Postecoglou must be fuming at the dunskie who did that deal

 

Like lazio home & away 18 months ago? Don't stress mate - CELTICS ON THE BALL AGAIN. Kyogo's gonna chop up the huns like sushi.

 

Two racial misgivings in the same post. Any wonder Wiser fell out with you.

 

Bayern dropped points in the first game of the season. BVB play tomorrow. Hopefully they don't fuck it up on opening day.

 

Ta Ra Arteta

 

Arsenal have no teeth

 

Kroenke making calls to see if the Super League thing can be revived sooner rather than later.

 

Yeah, maybe she should make calls for somebody to drop by and kick him in his ass

 

Don't know why people are surprised. Brentford are (annoyingly) a genuinely good side, playing at home in their new stadium for the first time in the Premier League, they're obviously going to be up for it. Plus Arsenal are shit.

 

I'm not. The last time i feared Arsenal was.... 2009?

 

So the schedule is facing the oil clubs next. On paper at least that's an 0-3 start.

If that happens do they sack Arteta, and then (hopefully for their sake) get a few wins against the lower tiered sides? At that point then claim the earlier poor results were due to the manager.

Seems to be par for the course for sports in general.

 

I think there was that one season where they probably would have won the league were it not for Eduardo getting badly injured. Other than that though they haven't been a quality side for a long, long time. Even the season they finished second was because Spurs somehow managed to finish third in a two-horse race.

 

The biggest thing which should be held against Guardiola when discussing whether he is a great manager or not is that he managed a team which finished behind Spurs.

 

In fairness they all finished behind Leicester

 

Not Guardiola to be fair, that was Pellegrini. Sorry, statman coming through.

 

Sick of the spineless players at my club. Edu the DOF is a piece of shit moron loser. Arteta is out of his depth. I believed in Arteta but never Edu. Squad needs a full clearout outside of Saka,White, Tierney (should be captain), Smith-Rowe and the new signings.

Everyone else can fuck off. Poofy fag Bellerin. Bernd "near post doesn't need covering" Leno, Pepe one of the biggest 72 million and above busts of all time. Fuck them. Auba is shot. Lacazette thinks he is Messi level even though he's not even on Giroud's level.

I can't follow when my teams are shit like this. It makes life shitty so I stop.

 

Isn't it great to have the football back?

MTF

 

Spot on.

MTF

 

The president of Rwanda is pissed

 

18 months out the stadium. In that time ive paid sellik 1100 quid, with no return. I got none of the first 5 reduced capacity fixtures despite being on auto-enroll for cup games and not missing one for 5 years (£££). First three games back.....they've charged us all £60 more in our first 6 days back! Not a crumb, not a nod of thanks, not even a token gesture of good will. I mean, small beans im just ecstatic to be back but the club really are a pack of cunts

 

But who cares.....id have paid triple. Lube me up, THE CELTIC FOOTBALL CLUB

 

I never thought we would win this game. Same shit, different season. Everyone in the world knew that Brentford would be up for this game. Even Arsenal. The squad just didnt' give a shit.

 

Leeds got smashed to bits. Bruno with a hat trick and shockingly none of the goals were pens.

Didn't see the match so not sure if Manure would really good or Leeds piss poor.

 

I do wonder if Leeds will have second season syndrome and get relegated. Their style of play is very taxing physically, a few key injuries could see to them. Saying that, they're always going to play the same way, home or away, and I admire that so I hope they stay up.