MUSIC: the official thread.

You never bet on the right horse. Professional gambler? You couldn’t even win a footy predictions contest.

 

‘Oi! Rack off, Dobber!’

 

Out where his liver broke
Rot Gut whiskey no casks of oak
Holden wrecks and boiling diesels
Stinky little sangroping weasel
The time has come
To say fair's fair
To pay the rent
To put his kids in care
The time has come
To have a look
They got their arses kicked
By Captain Cook!
How can we dance
When our giro's turning*
How do we sleep
While our home brews burning?


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* Dingo McTavish thinks a Dooble Ontondree is something that goes on, Outback, as it were

JINGS!

 

Nah mate, I've got you, under my...........SAND.

 

"Ezzz fasst as a leppad".

Bang, Game over. Kebab meat.

Replaced by cucks and weirdos down in Langley Park.

Sorry.

 

Addiction in G String For Minors, aka Dingos Theme.

 

Not to worry, we got us some big mixed boys in from Fiji, gave them Paddy names, taught them our tawdry games and packed them off to Oz to kick people in the heid, like.

 

Oh speaking of the Wrong Horse!!

Here's the Gang of 10th Light Horse!!

 

To the tune of ‘Neighbours’:

‘Irish,
Just an unfriendly dox each morning,
Helps to drive Steve-Dave away
Irish needs to get to know your address.
Next door is only
Nine thousand miles away.
Irish,
Everybody knows an Irish,
With his lack of understanding,
Helps to make the perfect blend,
That’s why Irish has got no friends.’

 

Never been convicted on no dox charge!! Never!

 

Your are one doxing, dobbing, dossing mofo.

 

Nah, but like Meatloaf once said, 1 out of 3 ain't bad.

I'll give you the doss, sympathy vote like.

Rat motherfucker? Hacker? No sir.......... these are TRUMPED up charges leveled by the Constabulary of Langley against Irish Ned.

 

Do you think your doxing has been limited to just me? I am aware of others on this site you’ve threatened - or I’m not a stone cold Aussie!

 

When did I dox you?

 

You tell me, mate - I’m stuck here in Langley, Western Australia awaiting a knock at the door.

 

Langley, Perth, Broome......... I just make things up.

Unlike your uncanny descriptions of my hands which suggest first hand {or, JINGS!} second hand knowledge

Now here, mucker, keep this shite out of the music thread.

Very happy to interact but not in this thread, ya hear?

 

‘…uncanny descriptions of my hands.’

 

Come on mate we have TWO fucking threads for this. This'll be my last post here. Not ignoring you, just can't/won't have it out here.

 

I’m all about the music, baby.

 

This one’s going out all the way from Aus to Ireland…

 

This one didn’t age very well, friendo.



D!E

 

‘Let your world burn in a l0locaust!’

 

Very reminiscent of ‘Flight of the Conchords’.

 

This one’s going out to Rafa and his all or nothing approach.

 

This ones going out to Fightbeat Fairweather Patriots and Tin Sunshine Soldiers.

Lost the War of the Tags, about to lose the War of the Music Videos.



So Poor Bill Lost His Way
He Needs Help To Think
Of Something Smart To Say
Don't Take Any of His Stink
Just Let Him Faaaaade Awaaaaay.

 

You must be a Nut Gone Flake to believe you’ve won a tag war, if this was Battleships - you’d have missed every boat. Look at the most popular tag on Fightbeat, as listed below:



In the meantime, your tags are just neighbours who threaten to call the police or an employer… wouldn’t it be nice…

 

Nah mate you've just got a very active coterie of DIE!hard fans. I applaud them. Too bad they don't post anymore.

Well, DIE!soft more like it, or DIE!cast! , in keeping with your age group.

Dinky Diecast

Opel REKTcord, AMIRITE?

 

No need to fling your toys out of the coterie, it’s just tags man. Relax.

There were very few gloating posts from my good self in last year’s triumphant Rangers season, yet the merest ‘Rangers Triumph’ tag was enough to set you off on a graffiti spree to defend your girlfriend. It looks to me like the tags have made you crazy. You mad, Bro?

 

Another favourite eh Gusma?