SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2021/22

Swap you for our godly Greek, Barkas

 

I'll will get in touch with my people.

 

The chaotic interruptions in this are amazing

 

You were watching Jake Paul last night....

 

??? Was it even on TV over here?

 

See the guy in the pizza vid?

 

Well his name is Dave Portnoy and he heads up a thing called Barstool Sports. They co hosted the show last night. They fancy themselves as gamblers but they're more sort of noisemakers, carnival barker sorts eho generate excitement.

Anyways the fight was on BT PPV. or some such farcery.

I had it on my magic wand but i literally had to go and lie down after the Daniel Dubious fight.

 

Portnoy is a good guy who helped businesses out in the pandemic.

Barstool Fund raises millions for struggling small businesses during COVID-19 pandemic

 

Interesting, didn't know that. I was just reading his Wikipedia page. Here's me thinking it's just some regular vlogger bloke

Didn't see the fight but had no idea Dubois was on the card. Any good or was it typical Warren cannon-fodder?

 

That would be TWCF.

HE did try, though, but he'd no real interest and went down on Punches that Joyce wouldn't have bothered to block.

 

In fairness Joyce is too slow to block most stuff.

 

Leeds close to £30m deal for James

Madness.but we know how clubs are run these days.

Good decision for both James and Leeds

 

I thought you were talking about "Hames" for a second as there's been a lot of speculation about his future but Leeds wouldn't seem a likely a destination.

 

Nah. He's not worth that sort of bread fella and there's no way Bielsa would put up that sort of bread for a homesick semi retired player.

Dan James is an all action fighter and he's Bielsa sort of man.

 

He looks like he could easily sneak unto an U19 squad and nobody would bat an eye.

 

So my contacts at BVB just got back to me. They said they're not interested as the guy appears too rigid. Also they're quite skeptical about his goalkeeping abilities given he has no arms.

They are still open to taking a 200 million dollar offer for a surprise player. Apparently that's the hot new thing. You hand over the money and they send you a player. A secret Santa type thing almost.

Could it be a Haaland? Perhaps. Just send the money.

 

12 signings and we're still paper thin in 3 of 11 positions. Says it all about the disarray we were in this summer. Gonna take another two windows.

 

Nobody gonna mention it then?

 

Nah. Too disappointed. Fucking greasy chip shop owner.

 

Made 24 quid

 

Said it before and I'll say it again, England qualifiers have been a complete and utter bore since we became seeded. 2010 qualifiers were the last time I was interested.

 

So much hilarity in these two......

..... "We TOLD you not to boo. We WARNED you..... Also stop living off your past glories"...

 

"don't overstep the mark"

FUCK OFF.

 

Here Whiskey....

 

Nothing says 3rd rate power more than...

 

Lol i was reading about his lawsuit with fake tough guy Michael Rappaport.

Its unreal just how many douche bags there are out there.

Ps Portnoy says the best pizza ever he had was in... Connecticut.

 

If it weren't for dykes scotland would have lost at home to moldova.

 

I was looking at £1000 on Ireland or draw and Moldova or draw, Ireland were 1-0 down at the time. I think it was 72-1

 

Cheeky