Oscar trying like Hell to sell his comeback

Discussion in 'General Boxing Discussion' started by Xplosive, Sep 3, 2021.

  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

  2. George Crowcroft

    George Crowcroft "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I'm sure that was extremely traumatic.
     
  3. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    What a convenient time to disclose it. One week before his comeback fight that no one cares about.
     
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  4. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    hard to believe it's been 13 years since he fought. this can't possibly go well. even if he wins, he will no doubt look like shit doing it.
     
  5. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    sarcasm ?
     
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  6. George Crowcroft

    George Crowcroft "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Naturally.
     
  7. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

  8. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    ha ha.
     
  9. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Even this punchy version of Holyfield would beat the breaks off Belfort.

    He then can challenge Jake Paul next
     
  10. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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  11. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Who wins a coke-snorting contest, Fury, or Oscar?
     
  12. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    I can picture it now.

    Oscar's trainer: Oscar, wake up. Time to train.

    Oscar: Huhh? Train for what, bro?

    Trainer: Umm... for your fight next week.

    Oscar: My WHATTT? Bro, fuck are you talking about?

    Trainer: OSCAR! You have a comeback fight next week! Gotta train!

    Oscar: I HAVE A FUCKING FIGHT NEXT WEEK!?!? Wait, what's today's date, bro?

    Trainer: It's September, 3rd, Oscar.

    Oscar: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! Last thing I remember, it was February! What's happened???

    Trainer: Jesus fuckin Christ. Ok, we gotta get Triller on the phone and tell them you tested positive for Covid.
     
  13. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

  14. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    damn i might have to go to staples now to watch holyfield beat down that brasilian cage clown.
     
  15. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

  16. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    cuz of holyfields age? delahoya was probably more at risk of dying in the ring
     
  17. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    I would think in my mind the person that is most at-risk is the guy with ZERO PRO FIGHTS

    Edit: He's actually had a pro boxing match, mind blown

     
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  18. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    so theyre gonna move this shit show to florida cuz theyre worried a nearly 60 year old holyfield will injure this cage fag? :Cry111:

    romney was able to survive the onslaught and that was what, 10 years ago?
     
  19. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    What's the point of moving the fight if California won't approve Holyfield? Just move it. Oscar could have smallpox and ebola along with open sores. Florida would allow it anyway.
     
  20. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Orgasm
     
  21. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    "Raped by an older woman"

    ............ I bet she was 12 and kicked the shit out of him.
     

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