The Holyfield fight just became "a total disaster"

Discussion in 'General Boxing Discussion' started by Xplosive, Sep 8, 2021.

  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    "Mike Tyson, I love Iron Mike, I really do. And I wanna make it very clear, he did not rape that lying whore, he really didn't. I defended him then, and you what Sleepy Joe was doing when I was defending Tyson's name? He had just written the first paragraph of the crime bill."
     
  2. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

  3. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    "If I had owned Miss Black America like I owned all those other girls, this never would have happened, I told Mike, I told Louis, I told Martin Luther Jackson Sharpton, I told them all...and then we never would have had those situations with Shavers Ruddock, that was a disgrace, and the second fight, like Arizona, they called it EARLY"
     
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  4. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    "I met that new guy, that English fella, Freddie Hearn? Ohh that guy is a slick sonuvabitch, watch out for him. Ya know, they call me shady, but that Hearn would try to sell a furnace to Hell."
     
  5. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    And Bob Arum tries to sell the extended warranty on it.
     
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  6. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Nah, Arum would say: "Satan, did you really buy a goddamn furnace from that prick Hearn? You know it's gonna melt! Hell no I'm not offering a warranty! It'll go to a purse bid, I don't give a shit! Now I gotta get back up, it's hot down here and it's more boring than Terrance Crawford."

    Satan: "Ok Bob, I'll be seeing ya soon."

    Arum: "Huh?"

    Satan: "Huh? Oh, nothing."
     
  7. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Chris Arreola is gonna demand hazard pay to ride a unicycle.
     
  8. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    The unicycle is the one that should be worried.
     
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  9. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    In fairness for his last fight he was SVELT!
     
  10. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    "Bad hombre."
     
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  11. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    [​IMG]

    Holyfield - 225.5
    Belfort - 206.2
     
  12. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Never in all my years of following boxing has there been a year this bad in the sport.
     
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  13. For a nearly 60 year old man, he looks incredible.
     
  14. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    Evan fields is back! Dude ripped at 225lbs
     
  15. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

  16. Azazel

    Azazel "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    The 1 2 was quite good, the rest looked like utter shit though
     
  17. Jel

    Jel WBC Champion

    The fucked up thing about this thread is I'm not sure if it's X just riffing or these are legitimate Trump quotes.
     
  18. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    Trump and Grisham is perhaps the worst booth combo ever
     
  19. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Haye couldn't stop Fournier, he's feather-fisted
     
  20. D MAN

    D MAN "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    “THIS, is FUCKIN’ Triller” quote of the night so far..
     
  21. D MAN

    D MAN "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    I have never, in my life, including chick fights, seen a ‘professional’ boxer with slower hands than Tito Ortiz, who, unsurprisingly was just KTFO’d in the 1st round, very badly.
     
  22. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Tito Ortiz's performance was almost as embarrassing as his pro wrestling debut
     
  23. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Joe Joyce
     
  24. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

  25. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

    Nice....now legions of MMA fuckboys will use this embarrassment as PROOF MMA fighter could beat a boxer in the ring...
     
  26. Jel

    Jel WBC Champion

  27. Azazel

    Azazel "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Lol, no one with half a brain cares that Belfort stopped a grandpa who happens to be a boxing legend.
     
  28. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    Holyfield shoulda fought ortiz
     
  29. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    "Boxing Pros React..........."

    Few of those guys were boxers.

    Those that were, were shit.
     
  30. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    PS looks like Haye's out of the ring exploits have caught up with him. Expensive divorce, expensive side pieces, now he's desperate for a fight with Fury.
     

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