MUSIC: the official thread.

Listen up y’all - this one’s going out to all the persecuted Landladies in lockdown London… threatened by those they trusted the most.

 

No lockdown here son. Maybe in
... TIMBUKTU



Proper tune this. Ambrose and his crew, taking shits on you-know-who in Timbuktu since '32



If you want the N Bomb dropped, drop it with CLAES, or fuck off.

You got your tan on today yet?????

 

La la la la la hip hip hooray....

 

Not to be out done....

 

Yah. Gone a bit quiet. I'll check in tomorrow, see if GusMa has come up with any more, uh,material.

 

It’s gratifying to know you’ll be taking time out of your busy, unemployed schedule to chat tomorrow.

You might even cease harassing council workers and reporting old ladies for a few mins and update your self-made points SYSTEM, you hold so dear i.e.

Irish 1 Steve Dingo 0…

A future employer might not consider you competent enough for the task so I’ll start you off.

Subtract 2 for getting Aussie claim wrong and the addition of a false point, another one for Magus, another one for Steve Dave and another one for Gutbe. Puts you at -4, exclusive of the palpable hits in the tags that have you so upset.

As you like to threaten to contact points of authority so much, here’s your next tune:

 

Ah here, not Rooster as well

You've got to stop giving the ball away mate.

Give it up cunt, you've had a good run, now it's all over.

And in the end............well, you know the rest.

 

You’ve never had the ball yourself to give away, I’d forgotten all about you claiming I was Rooster as well!… -5 jejeje

You’re like a bomber planting some semtex in a populated location and setting it off in the hope the one you’re after is also blown up.

Stick to lording it over old ladies and Poles, your day time tv knowledge might come in handy one day for job applications.

 

Awww diddums did you sleep in today? Rough night?


Like I said, give it up cunt, you've had a good run.

Speaking of daytime TV here's a comp of your finest moments.

Dig that Jethro Tull inspired flute. Back when TV had balls......before it got handed over to your lot.

 

Ah yes, who can forget the golden age of non-woke telly, as epitomised by a Jethro Tull inspired flute? What is ‘my lot’, I’m older and more knowledgeable about British television and music than you. I think that Rainbow music should be your theme tune.

I don’t know why you’re so keen for me to give up, I’m one of the few chatting with you. How’s the whole ordering me to stop working out for you? You’re no boss . Keep on coming, fat man - let the music play on…

In fact, over the course of time I will construct a ‘mix tape’ in here, which will be a concept album representing your psyche. It shall be called ‘The White Album’.

Test Track #1 to represent your non-working status:

 

"This man knows british TV and music like no other. A legend in our midst"

Said no cunt, ever.




Why would I order you to stop working out?

Anything that keeps you away from the keyboards and off the spice .......

Oh! Oh! Your semi-literate ass meant something else.

You couldn't construct a good case of piles mate, not if you sat on the damp concrete stairwells of whatever sink estate it is you flooded out of.

Fuck off back to your tired starlings and your black roof country and your no gold pavements.

 

Poor Bill Magus. On the run again after his pass at the manly men down the Local Lido comes to blows.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh"



Stick to reading the auld John Osborne fella, the rest of us will dish out the hidings.

I don't know if you're fish or fowl son, I really don't

We'll soon straighten you out though.

 

You keep saying ‘dishing out the hidings’, ‘got head kicked in’, ‘give up’ etc. However, you’ve failed on every level to land a blow. In the meantime I have established and evidenced (through your own postings) that you are:

Fat
Wheezy
Unemployed
Threatening to old ladies
Racist
Thief
Untraveled
Violent
Misogynistic
From a troubled family
Poor background
Few friends
About as popular as the Pope at Ibrox
Low in Material Wealth
Delusional
Bad at integrating into British society
Non-contributer to LFC or Cooncil coffers.

Are you going to be brave enough to argue against any of the above ?

This was going to be twelve song album… looks like it’ll make a double.

‘The White Album’… so far.

#1 ‘Career Opportunities’ - The Clash
#2 ‘Racists’ - AntiFlag

 

Call....... "The Police"!!!

Failed to land a blow yet here you are with the amateur profiling and angst strewn lashing out.

Send an SOS to the forum!! Hope that someone gets your.....

 

Here we go, let's celebrate, via the medium of music, the subject matter that drove my profiler to pick a fight with me.

It all started over my inadvertent traumatising of his past indiscretions

That was a genuinely unintentional act on my behalf.

But here we are.

On that happy happy note...

 

What points do you disagree with, supergrass?

 

Here’s a reminder before you attempt to sink your shame, just like that turd in the toilet of your lodgings (loggings?) jejeje

Fat
Wheezy
Unemployed
Threatening to old ladies
Racist
Thief
Untraveled
Violent
Misogynistic
From a troubled family
Poor background
Few friends
About as popular as the Pope at Ibrox
Low in Material Wealth
Delusional
Bad at integrating into British society
Non-contributer to LFC or Cooncil coffers.

 

On that happy, happy note.

 

Clowns are oot - mental health is in dooubt.

 

They led Jesus away to the high priest; and all the chief priests, the elders, and the scribes gathered together. And Peter had followed Him at a distance, right into the courtyard of the high priest; and he was sitting with the officers and warming himself at the fire. Now the chief priests and the entire Council were trying to obtain testimony against Jesus to put Him to death, and they were not finding any. For many people were giving false testimony against Him, and so their testimonies were not consistent. And then some stood up and began giving false testimony against Him, saying, “We heard Him say, ‘I will destroy this temple that was made by hands, and in three days I will build another, made without hands.’” And not even in this respect was their testimony consistent. And then the high priest stood up and came forward and questioned Jesus, saying, “Do You not offer any answer for what these men are testifying against You?” But He kept silent and did not offer any answer. Again the high priest was questioning Him, and said to Him, “Are You the Christ, the Son of the Blessed One?” And Jesus said, “I am; and you shall see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of power, and coming with the clouds of heaven.” Tearing his clothes, the high priest *said, “What further need do we have of witnesses? You have heard the blasphemy; how does it seem to you?” And they all condemned Him as deserving of death. And some began to spit on Him, and to blindfold Him, and to beat Him with their fists and say to Him, “Prophesy!” Then the officers took custody of Him and slapped Him in the face.

 

Crazy fool! This stuff won’t be sunk and should be put in the FB Charter jejeje

Loony
Cowardly
Fat
Wheezy
Unemployed
Threatening to old ladies
Racist
Thief
Untraveled
Violent
Misogynistic
From a troubled family
Poor background
Few friends
About as popular as the Pope at Ibrox
Low in Material Wealth
Delusional
Bad at integrating into British society
Non-contributer to LFC or Cooncil coffers.

 

Mate you're supposed to post a song everytime, otherwise.......

CRY!

 

Was that Rainbow sketch a song? You doubled up on the clownage. Besides, since when have I ever danced to your terrible tunes ?

‘The White Album’ will be a considered mix, not rushed and irrelevant like your offerings.

Dare to disagree?

Loony
Cowardly
Fat
Wheezy
Unemployed
Threatening to old ladies
Racist
Thief
Untraveled
Violent
Misogynistic
From a troubled family
Poor background
Few friends
About as popular as the Pope at Ibrox
Low in Material Wealth
Delusional
Bad at integrating into British society
Non-contributer to LFC or Cooncil coffers
D!E

 

Great song, codpiece!

 

Yes mate the rule is a SONG per post, or DIE!

PS I figured out who you are banging on about....

And......... just like your mother, none of her fucking kids lived either.

{drops Mike, walks off}

 

A pause for prayer, of which you clearly, against me, have none.

 

Can’t even follow your own rules, little wonder your council contract wasn’t extended. If you do want a legal career, commercial knowledge is an important part. An eye for detail and not to make any assumptions the other party has agreed to the same terms and conditions.

How’s being sat on your plump arse going?

 

Fuck this back and forth shit.........




He murdered his child!! Left him alone to die!!!

DIE!! DIE!!

Payback!!

 

They call this "Dissonance".

Why make the assumption I have agreed to follow my own rules

You're not very good at this.

Like that time you confused FACT and LAW

 

Picks up Mike? I bet you are you saucy Sue.

{picks up Mic}

‘The Steve-Dave has spoken! Who dares to disagree?

Loony
Cowardly
Fat
Wheezy
Unemployed
Threatening to old ladies
Racist
Thief
Untraveled
Violent
Misogynistic
From a troubled family
Poor background
Few friends
About as popular as the Pope at Ibrox
Low in Material Wealth
Delusional
Bad at integrating into British society
Non-contributer to LFC or Cooncil coffers.’