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"It's good Hitler killed the Jews. That way we know he meant what he said in Mein Kampf"- Alan Shearer.

 

"Yah see what I meen like, we was just about to get back into the game like and den this greet big fat bastid keels over reet undah me nose like and then of course there's a great delay and de rest is histree like man"

 

Just because NUFC have now joined the shitshow at the top end doesn't mean it isn't a shitshow.

I'm glad NUFC can now compete once again. I'm mortified that it has taken this for that to happen and that people 'like me' are selling round with tea towels on their spastificated heads.

MTF

 

We call it Brucie Bingo. PM me and I'll buy you a card. Eyes down for a full house in 20 mins.

MTF

 

The NUFC fans joined in.

MTF

 

Hows it work? What do you want me to do?

 

Hello!! Hello!!

The draw was 40-1

 

"Obviously, we've had a bit of luck with the late OG, but we've deserved that, I felt we have deserved that, they've never stopped trying, the sending off was harsh"

 

Sky Sports experts.


"If you have a heart attack, and you are not treated, you could die"- Kieron Dyer.

"You need to save times, and times is crucial"- David Ginola.

Emetic dirge.

Somebody had an episode. Some lads helped.

THE END.

 

Kieron Dyer looking and sounding like he just did 10 years in isolation in Parkhurst.

 

Still waiting for Brucie. Where the fuck are you Brucie?

My Bingo:

"Ever so unlucky"

"Hit them out the gate"

"You can't plan for things like that"

"I'm not gonna talk about my future"

"JonJo knows he let the team down"

"Any other day its a penalty"

"The Ref got that wrong"

"He's made the most of it"

"The occasion got to us"

"The medics done brilliant"

"Our NHS"

 

Of course he is. He's not watching Newcastle United at St James anymore.

 

Spurs, Liverpool, Chelsea, West Ham, Wolves all won away this weekend
Palace are currently winning, away.

Brighton drew, away.

Southampton, Leicester, City all won at home.

That would leave the completed weekend at 3-6-1.

Can't quite remember the last time that happened.

 

???

 

People who watch dancing on telly... Usually obese, eating shit and imbibing booze and pop, oblivious as fuck.


2-2 at Emirates. Last minute sickener.

 

Anyone in need of some comedy?

It's a month or so old but still as funny as fuck...

 

3pm kick off at celtic park today - can anybody think of any precedent for this nonsense? Apparently catholic schools are unofficially suspending afternoon classes in anticipation of empty classrooms. As in for real- I spoke to two parents this morning.

I've got the afternoon off so first hurdle cleared...just have to clear the CCP covid passport police and im set. Maybe I'll be able to scale a chain fence if i can get by the German Sheppards.

 

That little bitch will ruin you all yet

 

That Irish again, with his truth and shit....

 

In. Decent crowd for a schoolday afternoon must've broke 50,000? Albeit with a weird, sleepy 'is this a big european game or is this a schoolday afternoon?' vibe.





Comfortable victory in the end, controlled the game, probably should have won by 4. I'd take europa conference football in the new year - after a much needed transfer window we might be dark horses there. This time next year...bring on your Leverkusons etc, no danger

 

Rafa has been pretty good about using what slim roster we have this season but his inability to see that starting Rondon is like literally playing with 10 is hurting the tesn. He's had zero impact on any game as of yet except giving us one less on the defensive end. He's not match fit. He parks his big ass in the box and stands there and waits for passes that never come.

 

SNP MP saying that the antics of Newcastle United fans made him feel sorry for the widow of Jamal Khashoggi

 

Yeah he's got "impact" written all over him.

 

Our backup goalkeeper in the U18 squad starting at forward would be an upgrade on starting the fat statue Rondon there.

 

I heard Messi wanted a move to Everton but since they didn't express any interest he settled for PSG. You should have spoken up.

 

Bad luck losing DCL & Richarlison at the same time on a team with such a thin roster.

 

Messi's too posh & not cool enough to live on Merseyside. That's no place for rich, spoiled pussboys like him.