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Dion Dublin English Comprehension 101

"they are completely inept of any ideas of what to do".

Good lad. Back to the West Midlands with you.

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nae cunts left to boo.

Off you pop.


Oh and by the way, 6 fucking yellows, crippled one or two of our lot.

Shit bunch.

 

Shite performance by Liverpool. Big deal they won 5-0. Man United hit the post once in the second half. Completely unacceptable. Rafa never would have allowed that to happen.

 

Crossbar I think. Get it right.

Where's Wolly?

 

MTF

 

First time in their history {maybe their PL history} that United have been 0-4 down at half time.

First time a player has scored a hat-trick against United at Old Trafford in their history {again their PL history}

On Wednesday, first time United were 0-2 down at half-time in a CL game.

Wolly is working wonders.

 

This is rich, coming from Schweinsteiger, who was signed by United at the very end of his career by Louis van Gaal.

What was the philosophy and vision then?

It makes me laugh how these jokers take the fucking money and the piss and then show up to offer advice on where it is all gone wrong.

 

Take the money and piss off? "The special one" Mourinho didn't want him on the squad and made him train with the youth guys. He was treated like shit and never complained. He was basically forced out by cuntinho.

 

I don't dispute that.

Where did he go after United? Chicago Fire or something.

He was at the end of his career when he signed for United, but now he's talking about "vision".

He was a visionless signing. Didn't stop him signing though did it?

That's all I was saying.

 

My cable is out so I missed the massacre. There was some issue with them wanting me to pay the bill or some shit like that. I've had it with these non-compliant motherfuckers.

 

Who in the fuck is Wolly?

 

It's a play on "Wally" and "Olly".

 

"Ronaldo coming back to United was like ..........Elvis coming in as manager"- Gary Neville.

Yes mate, we'd noticed.

 

Ronaldo should treat Pogba to dinner. His red card will let people forget about his shithousing and his own card.

 

If Ronaldo had been sent off, Pogba wouldn't have.

Same BS with the refs when it comes to that fucking greasy kebab.

 

Right on cue, Dave Jones, on Sky Sports Premier League:-

"we don't even have a chance to talk about Paul Pogba, who had an interesting cameo in the 2nd half, but that perhaps could be a topic for another day".

His exact words. After 2 hours of analysis, nary a clip of the incident until the closing credits.


George Floyd has these cunts terrified.

 

Meanwhile over at Redcafe.........

 

Agreed. Too close. Another £450m and they should do it. Keep a clean sheet or two.

 

Fucking cunt Salah ending Dennis Bailey's record, couldn't let a QPR player have that one thing, could you?

 

What record?

 

Last away player to score a league hat trick against Man Utd at Old Trafford. It's been going since 1992.

 

I bet he wasn't tapping his watch at the end........

Away and sink another few bottles of, well, red, Fergie.

 

What £80m gets you these days............

 

I'm not saying Ole doesn't deserve to be sacked but it's just another reason to really envy being a pro athlete.

Imagine if at your job you not only made way more money than your manager, but if the owners weren't happy with your performance it'd be your boss that gets fired.

 

Keane alluded to this when he said that the players threw Mourinho under the bus and would do likewise to Solskjaer.

"Leopards never change their spots" was the quote.

 

Mourinho would throw his mother under a bus.

 

"my mother has better players" - Mourinho.

 

Tyson Fury should be the next Man U manager:

Picks up Ronaldo by the scruff. "Listen, ya little gayboy. Less of all that prancing around. Go out there and batter some fuckin' shithouse before I bend you over and paint tits on yer back!"

 

When Iceland played Portugal at the Euros that beast weightlifter who won the world's strongest man competition said he would crush Ronaldo if he scored against his country. It was only in jest of course but Ronaldo did not score in that game.

Maybe you're on to something.