SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2021/22

You think they would be interested in my services for 60 million /season for three years? I'm not playing for anybody right now so they wouldn't have to even pay a transfer fee. Good deal imo.

 

I think Redknapp made good buys in 2014. Rio Ferdinand was on paper a solid signing, a veteran defender who had won everything there is to win at club level. I was really disappointed on his performances, expected a lot more as he had such a history at our club, played in our youth teams, cousin with Sir Les etc but in retrospect with everything that was going on with his wife at the time, which nobody knew about, I actually respect the fact he stuck with us for as long as he did. I thought Ji-Sung Park would be way better than he was too, but he WAS making the runs and breaking up play, he was just surrounded by utter crap.

 

Biggest Merc that QPR ever signed was Harry Redknapp

 

I can't believe Ferdinand didn't just quit for good at that point. I've never understood that "I'll do one season at a smaller club" mentality. Especially with his wife being ill. I think some guys just don't know how not to be footballers.

 

This will happen to NUFC in January.

MTF

 

Probably. This shower is the product of 14 years of Ashley. I've seen handiness and others describe them as the worst top flight NUFC team in history.

MTF

 

Wee Kyogo wins best goal of the group stages...beltuuuur

https://twitter.com/EuropaLeague/status/1471810132019396609?s=20

https://youtube.com/shorts/d-vf9cUkJv4?feature=share

 

Bought a partridge yesterday. First time. I was picking bits of "bone" out of my mouth and throwing it into the metal baking dish.

But the "bone" seemed to be a bit heavy and made this noise when it landed on the steel dish.



Cos it weren't bone. It were lead shot.

 

Look how that top pellet deformed when it bounced off Percy Partidges coupon.

Was hardly worth the £4.00 I shelled out on it.

Strange musty flavour too.

Probably wasn't in a pear tree either

#humbug

 

Barnsley : "spare us from West Brom, for we have... COVID, that's it, we have Covid"


FA: NO.... play them and take your beating

Barnsley:........

 

The Premier League season will get postponed. No doubt about it. Games being called off two hours before kick-off.

 

Its a joke. These guys got about as much fat as a butchers apron. They're leaner than my pay cheque. They're fitter than a butchers dog. THEY'RE TANKED up on vitamins, hydration etc.
75% of them are vaxxed.

And yet here we are.

This is ALL DELIBERATE.

 

No odds being offered on Rangers vs Dundee United, that's how bad is gotten.

 

Hut and his lass walked past a fancy new restaurant.

"Did you smell the food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!"

Being the kind hearted Scotsman he is, he thought to himself "oh what the hell ... i'll treat her!"

So they walked past it again.

 

3-0 to Arsenal. You would fear for Leeds and Bielsa now.

 

Riddled with injuries. This could be seven again, or worse.

 

4 in the end. To bad. They'll have a new gaffer in and 10 signings when Liverpool play them.

 

Martinelli, Saka and Smith Rowe all on the scoresheet for Arsenal, all under 22 years of age.

 

I don't like Arsenal good-news-stories

Have you chewned into Dazown for the Parker vs Chisorah fight yet?

 

Not yet. What time are they due in the ring?

 

Not just yet, I'd give it an hour, there's a 12 rounder at 168 between Cullen and Sadjo to come yet.

That's with all the trimmings... Ring walks, big talk, intros etc. Probably do fucking anthems too.

 

Made out of chocolate are Celtic players

 

This is end to end stuff.

Celtic go down one end and nothing happens.

Then Hibs go down the other end and nothing happens.

 

Really is end to end

Hibs fans set the flares off, players canny see ball, 1-1

 

Hanlon with the goal and the goof

 

I hate that name Nesbitt. ALMOST AS MUCH AS STARFELT!!!

 

Some Anime character with bleached hair just ran onto the field and kicked the ball over the pink guy.

 

Don't send Kane off whatever you do

 

Klopp booked. Probably said the ref was not vaxxed or something.