EUBANK JR VS MURATOV

must see fight, tremendous action guaranteed, don't miss it......

 

I knew none of you would miss it!!

This Eubank is a fucking deadbeat.

This is a guy that fancies himself-and is fancied by some me others- as an actual player in the MW division.

His latest farcical no contest is now cancelled.... Tomato can he had lined up has got medical issues.



Eubank Jr's bout with Muratov cancelled

 

What happened to George Groves?

He looks like he got a hair transplant, put on 40lbs, injected grease into himself and has a half bottle of gin in the tank at all times.

 

Hot action live from Wembley stadium tonight.

Somebody called (appropriately) Germaine Brown is in the way to a lopsided 10 round decision against somebody (inappropriately) called Jamal LeDoux, whose inactivity rate is such that he might be better served changing his name to Jamal Le Don't.

Between rounds we are treated to snippets of Johnny Nelson as he travels around the locker rooms like the great conversationalist that he is, engaging with fighters who seem embarrassed by his presence and his witticisms.

Adam Smith wonders if tomorrow LeDoux won't kick himself such has been his inactivity.

No need. He's taken a proper kicking as it is.

Chris EUBANK and Roy Jr are at ringside. It's evidently a high-class affair.

Liam Williams vs David Adesenyan for the

"everybody applauding at ringside" declares Adam Smith as Brown vs LeDoux comes to an end.

Yes.... this is no coincidence , either.

 

Jamal ledoux is a very appropriate name for an inactive fighter. Mean the docile or the soft in french

 

He's a vegan.

Pretty anaemic performance

 

It throws some Punches or it loses the round.
It places its hands on its opponent.
It does this or it loses the round again.

Aaaaaaaaaah. Waaaaaaah.

 

Eubank vs Wiiams tonight.

 

The only outcome of happily welcome tonight is a double KO.

 

Ivan Drago is fighting Adrienne on the undercard..i think its her, has tits like her anyways.

 

Eubank showing up and peacocking about the place like a proper ponce.

 

Well I'm £12 up already. Thanks Adrienne.

 

Fucking Dollybirds fuck off.

MIKAELA MAYER? WHO?

 

Eubank's simply not good enough or hungry enough to go all the way. He's still bringing up GGG's name when we know he don't want none of that; even if Golovkin is shot. I don't even know if he beats Williams tonight.

 

Claressa Shields. It's just like watching Money Floyd

 

Its a shit card chock a block with people who love the sound of their own voices.

Eubanks a peacock. He exclusively fights damaged or worn guys to great acclaim but no real effect.

Chunky... Dead man. Groves, who beat him, got sparked in his next fight and retired.

Williams... Another guy with a lot of miles on the clock including some hard losses on the road.


He doesn't want to fight anyone who might beat him.

I think he gets a stoppage tonight if he's anywhere near properly prepared.

 

Nah it's even better.

 

Boxing has an image problem imho. Too many z list nobodies, tacky promotions, shit fights with too much hyperbole from the commentators.

 

The Slovenian bum that Shields is beating up looks like she really has a great ass.

 

We on yet?

 

Next... But that coukd be 20,30 minutes

 

Dmitri Salita looks like he's been eating passover lamb by the bucket.

 

100-90 X3 for Shields.

She wouldn't be the greatest woman in the Garden of Eden

 

I can't wait until Marshall fucks Shields up. She looks like a fucking man.

 

"i thought there was plenty of moments when the ref should have stopped it".

No.

 

She don't sound or fight like one

 

OK. Gay boy manager with the deadpan voice.

Here we go. Dykes are fighting.

 

You can't wipe my drawers.

Shields couldnt understand what Marshall was saying. Legit.

Oh look here's Amir and Kell Brook.....Billy fucking Dib, Saudi Arabia, gay voices, weapons grade hard talk, "don't you worreh.... E gets BEET!!! BEET!!! !"

 

Noooooooooooooobody........ I'll stuff you....... Bum.......

This is fucking embarrassing.

 

Yeah as I was saying......Froch looks mortified.

Dollybird:- " she shoukd have stayed behind her jab"

No. She shoukd have stayed fucking home.