EUBANK JR VS MURATOV

They say a lot of weird things these lads

 

Williams cannot win this fight and its insulting of the commentators to try and tell me and you otherwise.. He's not winning. He's just professionally competitive.

 

OK Williams might have win that round..

 

Chris Sr looks like he has piles

 

Unlucky Williams. He's had no luck all night in fairness to him. Never a knockdown.

 

Eubanks a dickhead.. I can't wait for this cunt to get his knob smashed in.

 

Eubanks Jr. should have knocked him out several hours ago

 

Euwank should have won the fight bloody ages ago. Thinks he's Roy Jones in there too. Embarrassing.

 

Interviews taking place backstage as there are "Security concerns".

 

Conor Benn > Euwank jr

 

Shit fighter and a moron too.

 

Technically yes but Euwank would beat him.

 

Johnny Nelson and a Dollybird are mocking Euwank. An ignominious end to his evening. They quickly turn to discussing Khan vs Brook

 

I was referring to technically, yeah.

 

Mate you can best believe they will try to make it yet.

 

You mean you missed when Groves rearranged it?

 

Would for obvious reasons generate tons of money. Could do it at a catch weight.

 

I mean again. Eubank is shit and he's carefully matched to disguise it. It's pro wrestling.

 

Ryder vs Eubanks...... After Ryder upset Danny Williams, this is a real possibility.

Then again Ryder has a pulse so who knows....

 

OK tonight is Dyke Night in London....anyone following this rubbish?

 

Feebles get in here and explain this shit....

 

"A REALLY SPECIAL NIGHT IN NEWCASTLE..... "

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

Imagine not having the self-respect to decline appearing on the undercard of a "female" boxer....

 

"boxers are scheduled for 4 rounds"...... Like a train or a flight.

Here comes the first lose of the night. Lucas from Namibia, wearing Ukraine colours.

He fights Brad "Sting" Rae.

He is described as having "Amassed" a 12-0 record.

12 fights. Amassed.

 

Stingray has 5 kos from 12 amassed wins.

Those must be some shite barbs.

 

They got all the rugmunchers sat at ringside chatting amongst each other. It's such a string vibrant powerful image....

.... Very little happening in the ring. Lucas "Punisher" Ndafolumah Lomah vs Stingray you will recall

 

Punisher Ndafolumah Lomah down.

GIRLS at ringside study their phones.


BETA.

 

I have it 1-1 after 2.

 

Ndafolumah looks like Dave Chappelle, just not as good at boxing.