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Boooooooring.

 

AFCON CLOSING CEREMONY THEME

 

You should have watched the celebrated Celtic, their display was downright celestial. ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK.

 

I was in Richmond Park with this mad cunt. Followed Celtic game on my phone.




Lester were 2 down by the time I made it to a telly.

 

Fat Frank's making a rod for his own back.
Lampard defends new-signing Alli

 

Eh?

 

Was pre-knee injury Ronaldo as good a dribbler as Maradonna?

 

I know he was only there for a short time but yeah, Barcelona Ronaldo was as good as any player I've ever seen.

 

All I will say on the Kurt Zouma thing is the guy is a scumbag. Anyone who willingly harms an animal like that is wired wrong. First sign of psychopathy as they say.

 

I'm not defending him but I'll say this.... Sometimes you can get attached to an animal and fearful for its safety.... Like it keeps running out in front of cars. Ive have slapped animals, eg to try and make a dog learn she just can't do that shit. Last night I roared at her to get out from under my legs when I stepped on her paw cos she keeps cutting across me.


Obviously that doesn't apply to Zouma as cats are fucking thick and don't respond to training anyways.

If anybody hurt her though I'd murder them.

Imagine how Moyes must feel dealing with this shit. How the fuck does a young lad on 60k a week find the time to be kicking a cat.?

In 2006 when Warnock was at Sheffield Paddy Kenny got his eyebrow bitten off outside a curry house.

Warnock was asked if he"had anything to say" and he said "Yes. My players are thick"...

Actual BBC live text.....

Cos I guess that reads better than "professional kicker of things boots small animal across the room"

 

£80m

 

Definitely doesn't apply to Zouma, he drop kicked it, slapped it out of the kids hands and threw a shoe at it. All the while being filmed and laughing. I get what you're saying about disciplining a pet or whatever but this was just straight up cruelty.

 

36 minutes: Lascelles deflects Holgate's shot into his own goal.
37 minutes: Holgate deflects Lascelles's shot into his own goal?

That must be about as probable as hitting a bullet with another bullet

 

I'd just hang a psycho like that. He's irredeemable and the planet's resources are finite

 

Oooft

 

Looks like Jimmy Greaves crossed with Ratty from Wind in the Willows.

 

I know. Its basically the Magic Bullet Theory of soccer.

 

Lascelles and Holgate

 

I've only see the photo, which was bad enough..... I'll check out the video now as soon as my latest coughing-fit of laughter at Man United subsides.

 

Just keeping you boys informed.

By the way these are not linked stories.

 

Best ma ever

 

With Hatate & O'Riley we've become so good im beginning to feel twinges of sympathy for opposition teams now. They're like overmatched Lomachenko opponents trying to deal with the interplay at times

 

OY only a point clear if both top 2 sides win tonight!!

 

Bit like Usain Bolt vs Steve Bruce over 200 if Bolt spent the first few seconds frantically sourcing cleets then tying his laces. We're running now, its done

 

Jota rescues

 

Aye i cursed it, wee 15m crisis there out the clear blue. Looks to be over tho

 

Yeah, that's twice in two of their last three away games that they've effectively blown a 2-0 lead (, Hearts missed a penno at 2-1)

The other one they went down to 10 men and grabbed a 93rd minute winner.

So, not whining, just saying.

In the meantime, Spurs.

 

Minor setback for QPR tonight but Blackburn lost to Forest, who have entered the room, so to speak.