SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2021/22

Owen really is a fucking knob isn't he? I can just imagine Robbie Fowler and John Barnes having no time for him at all.

I remember Neville Southall challenging Rob Jones to a spaghetti eating contest. Jones agreed, then pulled out.

 

Nope.. He's not. He's so far up his own hole it's unreal.

Exhibit A.

 

And the last time they won a league cup they were relegated the same season.

 

Beat me to it. Wigan did the same thing but with the FA Cup.

 

I always wanted to go to Wigan. It's only 26 miles from Liverpool but I haven't hit it. I met a couple of funny bastards from there in Liverpool. And met a bunch of Burnley fans after we beat them in 2015. It looked like they stepped out of a time warp. I have been to Blackburn but just to the match and back (to Liverpool.)

 

He bought his family members a STREET in Wales. A street or cul-de-sac with all the houses on it.

 

Good. Wales is the place for such people..

Exhibit B

 

The thing about that was that Wigan were basically fucked when they beat City. They knew they were gone. They'd been going for years, always avoiding the drop by sine miracle on the last day. Finally I 2013, they pushed it one last time and came up bust.

Birmingham, on the other hand had months to adess their issues and were on 34 points in April.

 

Is that "real".... Obvs the helicopter is fake but is it real MO dialogue?

 

Yep.

 

He's a twat....

 

What point are they labouring to make here?

Why is it wrong or inappropriate that nobody should care two whits for women's football?

 

What a shit shit shit day.

 

Everton fans slagging off the starting back four as "MLS quality" and "one of our worst in ages" then Coleman and Keane both score in the first 23 minutes.

 

They are shit, though.

 

Leeds are a classic example of what a "No Plan B" team looks like when Plan A isn't working.

Smash West Ham. Get smashed by Everton.

 

Some step down from the old firm to this...adrenaline, migraine volume and literal fireworks to silence in the drizzle on a hungover sunday evening

 

Womans fitbaw is great & we, the public, need to get better?

 

I'd love to hear Sean Dyche sing Walking In The Air.

 

It's Everton that have been inconsistent.

Beat Arsenal, drew with Man U & Chelsea, beat the fuck out of Brighton in Brighton, then got pasted by Norwich, Watford & Newcastle.

 

Yes but that's just pure inconsistency, rancour on the squad, fans getting angry etc rather than the repeated application of a formula that doesn't work.

 

Ten years ago to the day that Rangers 1872 went into administration. Light a wee candle later.....put it on a cake.

 

If you know the (unbroken) History

 

Vs

 

He died shortly after that. I hope you're happy with yourself.














I know I was. Fucking delighted. Useless fat finger-pointing lunatic.