Khan vs Brook

I'm so happy that Levi Bellfield was brought out of prison to get badged up.

Here we are now with Chris Jr wearing skinny jeans and high tops.

This is embarrassing. This is low brow.

Page 3 Dollybirds, hipsters, pounding dance music, mugs, shit matchups.

I'm glad I don't pay for this shit.

 

Natasha Jonas wants equality in boxing.


This is her third title fight.

Her 2nd in under 10 months.

 

Since when did "World Champs" bring their belts on TV when they weren't fighting or attending a presser for a fight ?

 

This is pure farce. Edgy lesbian bartender getting bashed by a midget.

 

Womens "boxing".

 

Lesbian is now copping a feel and crying after it's stopped in the 2nd.....towel got thrown in faster than the 2nd dick in a gangbang scene.

 

I'm really happy for Tash. I've never once given a shit about a woman's boxing match, but I'm made up for her.

 

Main event yet?

 

I would fuck Natasha.

 

Skeletor face Natasha?

 

She's pretty.

 

She is a nice girl. I like her. She's got great legs. She's got a very humane expression. She's very human and warm. But she says a lot of daft shit..

 

Dispute going on backstage about....Gloves. Brook not happy.

 

Usual dickheads at ringside. Including Reeds mate, Ambrose Mendy.

Brooks dressing room door is locked and he's not gloved up. Khan is.

 

Nonny Jelson thinks that this is all mind games.

Khan is 10/8

Brook is 4/5

Unimaginative assholes playing Sweet Caroline.

Here comes Kell.

 

Sounds like Brook has got the ILLEGAL WRAPS

 

Kell come out to some sombre piano riff being played by a guy on a piano , live. The big screen plays a montage of Kell doing boxing stuff. A vast improvement on the usual intros I must say.

 

shes even fitter in real life

 

The Business

 

I knew you'd fucking chime in

 

Jesus still NO gloves on Kell

 

Gloves changing in the ring, Brook was indeed stacking his wraps

 

Brook lands clean!!

 

Khan's been doing the talking. Crawford's gonna be doing the fighting.

 

Khan has a raised brow.

 

Just spotted him there. Khan is....leaving the building

 

Khan coming in to ....Chaka Khan.

 

ROBERT TEPPER

 

Super Welter my ass. Both men weighed in under 150.