SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2021/22

Only started playing recently. Forgot about it one day so my streak was reset.

 

Yeah but how you doing today?

 

Don't know. I do it in the morning.

 

Surprised but not shocked. I expected a tough game but they were better and we were worse than expected. We knew that the left side of our defense wasn't nearly good enough & would need addressed in summer but this really made it stark. Jota had his worst game ever. They were absolutely incisive every time they had the ball we were reduced to aimless side to side possession usually ending in hail mary crosses, about a dozen of which ended up in corners.

Just a total sickener tbh...i get real depressed on the back of games like that, my missus cant get a word out me. The worst of it: i cant even fall back on magnanimniity and praise what an incredible underdog story this club are because their players were such absolute CUNTS. Rolling on the floor 10, 12 times with fake injuries then taunting the crowd about it. Then abusing the linesman for not stopping the game for the injuries that they just showed everyone were feigned! Thank fuck im on the top tier i might've ran on the pitch and make a youtube meme of myself.

 

There were more people in Celtic park last night than live in the entire adninistrative region of Norway that the town this team are from is a part of. Them beating clubs like Celtic & Roma has to go down with the real underdog stories, hope their fans enjoy it. And hope their cunt players all lose toes to frostbite and sprial into alcoholism in the endless dark of winter

 

I'm the same with Liverpool. I honestly think I could do 20 years in Broadmoor if Liverpool win every game they played. Do it standing on my head. When they lose I shut down, do a little Covid style isolation...."keep your 2m , we lost"

 

Look at fucking Dortmund ffs. This Jude Bellendingham must be some man if he can't get a transfer out of there. I'd love it LOVE IT if they got that big ugly boy back in time for the 2nd leg aye he's a big ugly git.

 

Eeeeeeeeeemohshunal Daaaaamudge.

 

Oh wow . There's a movie in this. I can't see some determined crew not giving this a right go at a salvage.

Burning ship carrying Porsches adrift near Azores without crew

 

We're all slaves now

 

QPR needed that to halt the rot.

In the meantime.....

 

Makes you wonder. City not signing Kane could have yet had a bearing.

 

Spurs scoring in the time added on for their timewasting

 

Spurs have taken 4 out of the last five PL matches vs City and did the double this year.

Look at the stats. City, 71% possession, 21 shots on goal. Lopsided everything.

Spurs. Six shots, five on target.

 

Everton still inconsistent as ever. So far with Lampard it's been:

GREAT WIN!!!

WTF was that???

GREAT WIN!!!

WTF was that???

 

Would be brilliant if Citeh choked this season.

 

Brentford have some huge games coming up against the current bottom four teams in the league. Newcastle, Norwich, Burnley and Watford. Brentford are on a poor run and most definitely in a relegation battle.

 

But Rafa!!

 

They have their number.

 

Borussia Dundee United

 

Jakey looking ballboy/Steward sort of ancient bloke wearing a shite vizzy vest over a hooded duffel coat just got a proper dressing down from the ref for throwing an extra ball into the pitch to slow down the game.

 

Dundee United > Dortmund

 

Good start by Leeds.

 

Was tempted by Man Utd in the handicap at -1 but not confident now

 

I had a fiver on Rangers and Man U but it was after Rangers fell behind. 5/1.

 

2-2

 

Prayers for Foden.

Man City 'appalled' by Foden abuse

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/6Rtf-tK0Vd8?feature=share

Fodens MA

 

Most likely to live alone and have a full time butler?:

a) Harry Winks

b) Oliver Skipp