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Been fucking disgraceful the officiating today.

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That fucking cunt shouldn't be on the pitch.

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Quod Erat
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Morelos on Rangers is one chunky face fucker. Looks too fat to be a world class footballer.

 

Rangers are historically one of the ugliest clubs in World history. Their fans, their players, their managers, their owners, the works.

Speaking of ugly cheats, I see Tom Brady was at old Toilet yesterday sucking Ronaldos greasy knob

 

Also you can add ugliest Kit to that list. Their kit has been historically atrocious and unimaginative

 

Yeah, Brady's cheating ass was there.

 

I'll find the guy who invented this and recommend him to Purdue Pharma ..I'll even waive the finder's fee. That's how lethal this shit is.

The old lady bought one of these because she was sick of my cavilling about her ciggies jamming up my frequency.

She said it was run out so I disassembled it tobrob the little battery out of it. Before I did I had a few whacks off it. Post orgasmic is how it felt. Real nice.

I know Feebles swears by them.

 

Ffs.. STOP IT.

 

Feebles don't take this badly but the Saudis just put 81 men to death in a single day. But it was CHELSEA who were being watched very very closely at today's game. Ummmm.

 

Watching my NY Red Bulls.

I have no doubt these guys could come to the Prem.... to clean the pitch.

 

CR7's old ass apparently inspired Brady to unretire.

 

Oh for fuck sake.....

 

In baseball, that would be considered the GWRBI (Game winning run batted in.)

 

How is that not a penalty for Newcastle yesterday?

 

Ive got a good feeling about the game tonight: probably the most well rested the players have been since July; every time Ange gets a wee spell where he can actually coach/drill the players we come back visibly improved; Dundee United always come out to play, high line etc. Could see us scoring 4 or 5.

(Cue turgid 0-0 draw).

 

I was just looking into where the other NY team play (managed by former Celtic boss Ronnie Deila!) and saw that its still Yankee stadium - that must be pretty pish in terms of the fans view and the atmosphere, they'll be looking forward to getting into a purpose built stadium!

 

Yup. And whats sad is, they just won the MLS cup.

Still playing 2nd fiddle in another team's stadium...

Anyway, Lewis Morgan played like shit for Redbulls last night (whole club did). But he remains their best player, and it looks as if their games will depend heavily on his performances.

 

Hehehe....My best pal popped up in a random tiktok video this morning. Vodka & diluting juice in an avian bottle, classy look, Macca. 'Is that a molotov cocktail? Ukraines that way, mate' Govan as fuck....


https://youtube.com/shorts/wsRcSLNbPB0?feature=share

 

It invariably does Scottish players good to go abroad, get out of the intense goldfish bowl, experience different styles of play. Maybe he can work his way into the national team if his form keeps up

 

Cos Chelsea

 

Smart journalists, who work for the Independent (41% owned by a Russian Oligarch), asking Eddie Howe questions about the use of the death penalty for convicted terrorists in KSA. I know how I would respond if I were in his position...

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That's interesting. They've gone in social media and figured out there's an angle

But in keeping with the wretched standards of their so called profession....they picked on Eddie Howe.

Why? Same as before. Everybody wants to be the big man. Nobody wants to lose teeth over it though

Why not kettle Amanda Staveley in the street over it? Or the Arab boyos? Cos they'll get the Peter Thatchell treatment , that's why .

 

If 9ne can in any way be grateful for the Covid and Russian wars, it is writ large here.

The hastened self-immolation of the BBC.

In the immortal words of Ben Bradlee ..."Jesus fuckin Christ when is somebody gonna GO ON THE RECORD"

What's all this " some people" etc?

Moment of reckoning for English football ownership?

 

Did you see the handball in the box against Man City not called a couple of weeks ago. If the ref AND VAR can miss that then I give up on questioning anything. Rodri picked that ball up, spun it like a basketball on his finger then put it back down. Nothing.

 

Rules are for losers! Freedom ain't free!!

 

They're for poor people. So in essence the way the rich view them, losers.

 

If favourtism for the money clubs survives VAR then we've officially got the worst of all worlds with it

 

Pretty much. Tech bros unite!

Nought worse than nerds with a lifetime of grudges and an arsenal of algorithms

 

Vapes? The single most important medical invention of the last twenty years. No exaggeration, either.

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