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I think he will as he ages and the Greek guy takes over that job.

 

It's ironic that Pepatitus says it's a great advert for the Premier League. There's literally two teams in it can do that and they have to be PLAYING EACH OTHER

 

Michael Owen programme on sky Sports now.....what a fucking smarmy conceited lad. I can't think of another lad that's done so little wrong that sticks in my craw as much as Michael Owen.

"My hamstrings are unbalanced, I never counted goals, somebody had to tell me when I scored on my debut, I never thought I'd leave Liverpool, Newcastle bid big bollocks for me...I banged in loads and loads of goals, ...we were bottom of the league when I joined, then we rocketed up the league...my injuries my injuries my injuries ..."


"Newcastle United got relegated JUST AS I WAS LEAVING ..."

excuse me.......you mean you were playing, shit, they got relegated....and you packed up.


Can't wait to see what the excuse is for joining Man United....oh it's Benitez fault. I see. It's Benitez and Hull fault.

 

I wonder how much rent Michael Owen pays for that place he rents in Michael Owen.

 

Michael, you've one signal achievement, the FA CUP Vs Arsenal. That's it lad. You never "Won the league" you were at United when they win it and you're right to say it was a empty win. Your daft wage demands cost you a place at Liverpool. Not Benitez.

Now.....STROHHHHHL ON MATE

 

Back to CL on Wednesday for both.

Atletico and Benfica fans watching the match. "Come on, extra time, extra time!"

 

It's getting hectic!! Benfica, City, United in the next 9 days all massive cup final style games.

 

Celtic apparently racked up the 4th most completed passes ever recorded in a competitive club game on saturday. 2 of the 3 above were Pep at Barca & Munich. Obviously we all know, yes, St Johnstone. Nonetheless, Ive never seen a performance that dominant in person. Ange Postecoglou, ole!

 

Rangers win again which unfortunately means Celtic must keep on keeping on.

 

Its all good : its like any good execution, you want your man to present at the gallows head high, defiant.

 

Ive not got a ticket for Hampden, Sunday. Every game for 6 years and its a short straw in the 'ballot' - injusticia. Im gonna attempt to double up on the turnstiles but the chances are probably only 50/50.

 

Not to worry. I made some calls and arranged a ticket for you.































In the away section.

 

Lol that reminds me of yours and Wee Fergus plan to get my good self into Celtic sans tickee if that's what it came down to

 

I didn't realize there was a coefficient system for the Scottish league fixtures

 

That would've been no bother- we know a 'secret' turnstile which faces onto a wee deadend wall with no security. Has the added bonus that almost nobody joins the q to use it so its like our own fastrack vip entrance. Bit sketchier at hampden tho because the turnstiles at the celtic end ring the stadium proper so it just depends whos eyeballs happen to be facing where. But worth a try.

 

Haha....now thatd leave me with a decision to make

Funnily enough i was *convinced* the three guys in front of us at the league cup final were Hibs fans they were absolutely stone face impassive, didnt sing didnt notice them celebrating the goals (albeit i was too busy screaming & hugging strangers). But then when the final whistle blew they started hugging each other in seemingly unbridled joy. Maybe just aspergic or something

 

To make sure they don't sniff you out i suggest getting a tattoo. Maybe something like this.

 

Final old firm may 1st. If Rangers drop points at motherwell, we could win the title that day. A UFO could drop off Elvis in the centre circle and I dont think itd make the pitch any more feverish

 

Fuck me. Cultural deprivation

 

Soonds like you're a plastic fan. Perhaps Chelsea is the club for you.

 

Here you are Hut, it's the Feebles Fone In Show

 

Fun fact.... That guy ("there's a way") is Darkie Smith, the father of Stephen Smith and got his son DQ'd in his fight with Ricky Hatton.

 

Reese James is a fish faced non-intellect

 

The fucking irony of a ITV guy, a company man, decrying the BINARY nature of our modern narratives

 

Haha...whit. these old codgers seriously dont know what they're looking at

Its the same deal in Rugby isnt it- improved fitness + more versatile athletes across the positiins=more yards covered=tighter systems defensively (effectively shrinking the pitch) =less dribbling/eye catching individual skill. The skill is in being crisp & technically sound enough & tactically aware enough to play the game at the incredible pace its now played at.

 

It's their stock n trade .... Classic Stadtler and Waldorf

 

Yes, he's right, now FUCK. OFF.

'Women more emotional than men' - NI boss Shiels

you show me men celebrating like little kids when they score the 15th goal of that eventual 23-0 win.

 

Nah, there are no gender differences: men and women are identical in every meaningful way (apart from the ways that women are simultaneously better).

 

Precisely, and anybody who should suggests there's a difference should not be fired or threatened, but rather confronted with categorical proof that women do not respond differently to accusations of responding differently....