Championship wives part 1

Well well Povetkin .... well well well

 

In Nando's defense, his wife looked good when they were younger. The years haven't been kind to her.

 

That is an extremely disturbing image

 

Yeah, she could def get it!

 

Marciano should have been like Valuev.

It's okay to punch above your looks weight when you're a celebrity, Rock.

 

Again, Bud's Wife is HEAVY, But She's Not an UNATTRACTIVE Woman...Looks Like a Pre-Surgery Lil' Kim in the Face and Kim was ATTRACTIVE Back in the Day...

Thing is, 95% of Women's Bodies are FOREVER Compromised by Having Just 1 Kid, Nevermind the 5+ Bud's Lady Has...You'll Learn That One Day, If You Ever Venture OUT of Your Mother's Basement, Dipshit...

REED Would Rather Lay Up w/Bud's Wife 11 Times Out of 10 than Take Dick Up the Ass from a Biker Bar LOSER Named "Chode", That's for Damn Sure...





REED

 

So you're saying she ate the 5 kids?

 

Poor rocky...Don't know who that is but that's a championship wife... especially for those times... dayum...

 

Lil Kim is a stretch. Kim was waaayyyyyyyyy prettier than Bud's girl.

But nah, she's not ugly in the face. I would call her decent.

Kim was a helluva lot higher than decent. She was beautiful.

 

Ugas' Girl is THE Baddest Bitch in Boxing, Currently, in REED's Opinion...












REED

 

Very nice indeed however Rocky's wife definitely looked more loyal

 

Rocky's wife looks like she could host price is right

 

There's a SIMILARITY There, is REED's Point...

If Pre-Surgery Lil' Kim Had a FAT, Less Attractive Sister, it'd Be Bud's Wife....And for the Record, Foxy was SEXIER Than Lil' Kim, in REED's Opinion...





REED

 

Yeah, Foxy was the sexiest female rapper OAT. Agreed on that one.

Edit: Well, maybe Trina was the sexiest female rapper. It's between Trina, Foxy, and Eve. All three were bad as Hell in their primes.

 

She Seems LOYAL...Had Her Man's Back After Spence Whupped His Ass...



Tits, Ass, Pretty Face, Thin Waist AND Loyalty...Even Though Ugas Took an L, He's Still WINNING...


REED

 

Photo op

 

She Only Liked ISLAND Brothers (Haitian, Jamaican, etc.) Though, or So it Seemed...





REED

 

Well, by Comparison, Sugar Shane had a Houston STRIPPER Sitting Ringside Offering Words of Encouragement Such As "He's Making You Look Like a PUSSY, Shane", During the Pacquiao Fight...

Ugas' Lady May Very Well Have Ulterior Motives, MOST Ridiculously Attractive Women Do, But Riding in the Ambulance and Being in the Hospital WITH Your Fallen Man is a GOOD Look, at Least...





REED

 

Antonio Margarita's Ex Wife was Fairly EASY on the Eye's Too...












REED

 

Miguel Cotto's Wife Has Always Been a Fave of REED's as Well....Damn Shame Motherfucker Would Rather Lay Up w/Fat DUDES Though...











REED

 

Cotto's wife is cool, but she doesn't blow me away. By Puerto Rican woman standards, she's just middling imo.

 

She looks way older than him

 

Im honestly always amazed at the mediocrity of the looks of boxers wives. Young, rich, good looking (for most) and they settle for girls i would probably not even date.

Guess there is some truth to the saying that you cant be a good boxer if your a women chaser

 

Ali and Robinson were both infamous womanizers.

Jack Johnson was an infamous womanizer.

Monzon was a womanizer (and obviously, he was more than that ).

Floyd fucks a bunch of strippers.

It can be done.

 

I'm surprised to hear he has a wife. I always thought Lewis gay or maybe Brittish.

 

It was a popular rumor in the early 00s, but looking back, we were just saying it because the guy was so private and we didn't like him. He wasn't liked at all. There was never anything to substantiate the gay rumors.

So nah, Lummox isn't gay. He doesn't even really come across as gay.

Cotto? Now Cotto is still sus!

 

I disagree. She reminds me of Anthony Anderson with a cheap wig. Or Faizon Love.

 

That's fucked up. That girl does look like no goddamn Faizon Love.

She has a decent face behind her weight.

 

Awww happily married to an ogre. She looks like "wtf did I get myself into I married Shrek."