SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2022/23

I thought you were a bohemian type, not a hipster. Pilsners are great.

 

Wow. That's a piece of trivial i doubt most Rangers and Liverpool fans would expect. One game in 130 years?

When was that match?

 

Only 11 years ago!

 

Odd.

 

Perhaps Rangers should have thrown their last match to get out of the draw entirely.

Avoid Liverpool at all cost and keep hammering down the point that they have a plus record against them.

 

Nicolas Pepe is a fucking loser and I'm glad he got loaned out. Waste of 72 million.

 

Liverpool fans are pumped

 

Are you going to attend the Ibrox leg?

 

Liverpool fans will be invited to Celtic pubs before & after the game so i might watch it at McChuills with the scousers who couldnt source a ticket

 

Anyone else watch the Linfield match? How the fuck have they lost that?

MTF

 

Nah we beat Rangers 4-0 at Anfield before I'm sure of it.

 

Rangers 0-4 Liverpool

 

Lol i just started a small job to put together the extra money for the Solicitors exams.... In a restaurant.... They give you a free dinner to take home every night. Like a big box of linguini bolognese and I'm home alone so it'll have to go to the neighbours

Needless to say i didnt see a jot of football tonight. Didn't even get my phoneout for the draw.

Fuck Linfield. When The Republic went up there in 1993 in that crucial qualifier that whole seething mess was cooked up by Linfield and friends. Nobody can tell me about their "hardest away days" until they've seen that shit.

 

When you got home did you throw it into a pile of boiling water to get rid of those nasty things like "spices" and "flavor" or did you deep fry it to make it into a proper linguine ala scotini?

 

i know. I'm convinced most peopke go to restaurants as they really can't cook for themselves and then when they get there, they become experts and demand alterations.

One guy wanted carbonara without egg.

Next thing... Let me tell you how shockingly LITTLE goes into really good food. A dish that costs £10 literally costs £2 to do up.

Its all presentation, timing, delivery.

And i ate all of it as Thursday is my cheat day. Nom nom.

I thought i knew how to make pizza but if you don't have a 400 degree oven, you're already up against it.

A pizza that cost £15 over the counter might have £3,4 worth of ingredients. Honestly the markups are huge.

 

Its honestly the case that if you took a straw poll of Sellik fans and asked them which team theyd want from each pot it would have come out:

Real Madrid, Leipzig, Shaktaar Donetsk

Basically we've won a 512-1 raffle. Buzzing

 

Europa draw:

GROUP A: Arsenal (England), PSV Eindhoven (Netherlands), Bodo/Glimt (Norway), FC Zurich (Switzerland).

GROUP B: Dynamo Kyiv (Ukraine), Rennes (France), Fenerbahce (Turkey), AEK Larnaca (Cyprus).

GROUP C: AS Roma (Italy), Ludogorets (Bulgaria), Real Betis (Spain), HJK Helsinki (Finland).

GROUP D: SC Braga (Portugal), Malmo (Sweden), Union Berlin (Germany), St Gilloise (Belgium)

GROUP E: Manchester United (England), Real Sociedad (Spain), Sheriff Tiraspol (Moldova), Omonia (Cyprus).

GROUP F: Lazio (Italy), Feyenoord (Netherlands), Midtjylland (Denmark), Sturm Graz (Austria).

GROUP G: Olympiakos (Greece), Qarabag (Azerbaijan), SC Freiburg (Germany, Nantes (France).

GROUP H: Red Star Belgrade (Serbia), AS Monaco (France), Ferencvaros (Hungary), Trabzonspor (Turkey).


I suppose the future winner could be one of these clubs but more than likely it will be a parachuted CL side that wins it again. Problem with Europa is that you never really know how seriously some of these teams will take it.

 

I think PSG has a pretty decent chance of winning the CL if their big three actually develops chemistry. It's still very early doors, but they've been lookin good thus far.

 

That would seem to be a big if. Some gigantic egos on that side. It would be funny to see Ronaldo there instead of Messi.

 

wish i had that sort of.... spare time

 

Rangers have a befuddling hunt-in-packs style. Liverpool must not give them any breathing space. Hopefully we face them as late in the group as possibke ie 3rd and 4th games..... Fuck going up there in December.

 

Does the norwegian entrant have some sort of split personality disorder?

 

Maybe it was born Bodo but identifies as Glimt.

 

Its Real Madrid at home first. An old firm on saturday then Real Madrid on the Wednesday, im gonna need r&r in some sort of silent retreat after that, my central nervous system is gonna be shot

 

The green brigade have funded full stadium displays for all 3 group games...those Madrid players are in for one of the rocking chair memories of their careers next week because el classico is a picnic in shrewsbury compared to what theyll experience at celtic park

 

Haha exactly....thats what made me laugh, just the thought of somebody in their spare room dedicating 100 hours to....that

 

Feels like the End Days in London.....the sun is gone, and all the roses died.

 

It's weird because they've already shown signs of ego wars, especially Mbappe with the Neymar penalty argument and the shoulder barge on Messi...but yet at the same time they're playing the best football they've played as a triumvirate.

 

God bless them all the same .... Without their memes, we'd have nothing to throw at the gaping maw of big pharma