SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2022/23

The hearse was driven down the Great West Road so I'm assuming it went ahead as they had police in the vicinity anyway.

 

Proximity to central London

 

It is...Chelsea is 2 miles from Buckingham Palace, Brentford is 2 miles from FACKIN AHNZLOW

 

That's just it.....United, Spurs, who knows might just come out the far side and take off, or collapse. Horrible season......

The winter kind of started here today too. So hot for so long and now just cool and dark by 8pm.

Roll on next Summer I say!

 

Brentford's close enough for the Hounds of Hounslow to look after them. Plus the manager/head barman at The Moon Under Water, Peter Peter "The Pussy Eater" is a Brentford fan. Good enough.

 

Brownslo....

 

Happy birthday Henrik Larsson

 

Someone was murdered outside the pub some months ago. Stabbed to death. Hounslow is getting worse and I thought it couldn't get any worse.

 

I'm not excited for the World Cup. Perhaps because it's being played in Qatar, which is crazy and because it'll be played during winter. An obvious major disruption to Premier League games over Christmas. I love watching the Premier League over Christmas. Maybe when it gets closer I'll get excited.

 

Jesus H.

I have been saving this story for a rainy day but I actually got rolled last time I was in Hounslow. Drugged, robbed and raped.

Just kidding about raped but I got drugged and robbed. I found out/remembered who did it. Some girl named Faye. She stole my wallet but just took the money and left my wallet by me. Thank the fuck Christ. If she took my credit cards that would have been a wrap.

 

I don't care though. I still miss that place (and Liverpool.)

 

I resent football, resent how it makes me feel over results etc. International football that's a different matter. And they've fucked it this time.....

 

WC Final Prediction:

Germany 3:1 USA

 

Germany nah I think England

 

You were lucky. There's always a fight in the pubs in Hounslow. I now try to avoid going in them. It ruins your night, even if it's over in a few minutes. Couples always arguing. "Friends" always bitching at each other and then that spills over into a fight. Drugs everywhere!

 

I would go with either Brazil or Argentina to win it.

 

The night before I left in '17 there was a fight at the Moon Under Water. It could have been much worse but the guy who was winning stopped and let the guy go with a warning.

The night I got rolled, two Liverpool fans were really pissed off at me for cheering loudly and laughing when LFC blew it against Atletico Madrid.

Remember when you showed Billy Hunger & I where those late night chippies were along Bell Road? I was down there and ran into some tramp. Next thing I knew I woke up in a parking garage. I was going in and out of consciousness and she was basically lying on top of me trying to empty my pockets. I woke up again and my empty wallet was by me. She took about £70 and $42 US. She left my credit cards.

I found a video on YouTube exposing her and her deadbeat husband. They've been drugging people and robbing people along Bell Road for a while. He got his head kicked in by some restaurant owner he stole from. It's on the video.

 

I got up and tried to walk back to my hotel. I couldn't even walk. I must have fallen down about 12 times on Lampton Road trying to get home. I was falling into bushes and everything. The people at the hotel had to help me up and take me to my room. I had to go to Newcastle the next day. I woke up and thought I had a broken leg. It was just really sore.

 

Kind of leaning that way at the moment too. A South American side hasn't won it in a while and the climate should favor them.

 

Were you definitely drugged or just had ten too many pints? What could she have drugged you with and when would she have had the chance to? Slipped something in your pint when you weren't looking in the pub?

 

How could they have managed to drug you whilst you were walking along a street?

 

We're all adults here...

The drugs in her vajayjay entered Wisers bloodstream via his peen.

And so was born "Wiser" as he was much Wiser after the fact.

 

I have no idea what she did. I was drunk but walking fine. She came up to me and was going to show me some place. She took my hand and we were walking together. The next thing I knew I was waking up in a parking garage with her going through my pockets. And after that I suddenly couldn't walk.

I have been drunk a million times but I've never been where I can't even walk. Not to mention when I met her, I had already finished drinking for the night and was walking fine.

 

224.2lbs this morning.....didn't even do any running..

Body fat is allegedly 28.4 per cent, so it's under 30 and holding.

Well on target for my Jan 1st 200lb target

 

You're some man. I would be traumatised by that and wouldn't have the balls to tell anyone.

Especially if £120 in mixed currency is all I got out of it.

 

You gotta hand it to the shopkeepers in Hounslow. No fucking produce. Fridge warmer than a Pharaoh's bollox . Flies asking for directions out. Warm cheese sandwiches and month old bananas.

Guy behind the corner ain't shaved in a month. Sweat lingers in the air like tear gas. A general odour of fear and hopelessness pervades the scene.

What's the shop called?

"INTERNATIONAL COSMOPOLITAN SUPERSTAR INTERCONTINENTAL SHOPPING EXPERIENCE NEW KANDAHAR EXPRESS"

 

Just reviewing the fitness records:

Began July 7th till today, September 22nd, 77 days or 2.5 months

28.2lb bodyweight lost

Body fat reduced by 5.3% to 28.4%

Muscle also down from 159 to 152.6

BMI down from 37.3 to 33.1

Visceral Fat Level down from 17.5 to 13.5

My basal metabolic rate has also dropped from 2298kcal to 2163kcal

 

I'm practical. I partially blame myself for being in that situation. I am curious to know just how she drugged me. And I feel thankful that she left my credit cards alone because that was day 2 of my trip and that would have been an absolute nightmare.

I was laughing about it by the next night and telling people about it in Newcastle. One guy said, "You don't seem to fazed by it" or something like that.

Well, shit happens. What am I supposed to do. Stay in my hotel in bed and be sad and scared?

 

Nah you are right. Gotta keep truckin.



It must have been some shit you ingested earlier.

It's just unlikely these scummy fucks are packing potent fast acting gear that just works like a charm..

I also think it's amazing what a small World it is that I'm talking to a guy from Kerns County California who was in a place called Hounslow which I suddenly started passing through myself about 7 years ago.

It's a very small random little place.