SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2022/23

Just some highlights. They disgust me this season so I'm glad there's a break in the season. Just like me NFL team, pretty good defense and nothing going on on offense. We have a striker that can only score from two feet away and a midfield that cannot connect with him. And when we got Maupay, fans worried that he would be inconsistent. Well, worry no more. He's not inconsistent. He's always SHITE.

 

I was pretty surprised by how negative evertons tactics were given it was a friendly....literally seemed to set up for a nil-nil. Which celtic duly gifted them by underperforming their xg by the standard 2+ margin. Couldnt finish our breakfast....even after making it and serving on a tv tray with coffee & cream. Felt a bit sorry for the everton fans who showed up, that might be their only chance to see a live game and they play for a nil nil

 

I damn near retwewted that scousers playing with a lion video, and forgot I'm logged into my company's Twitter account. Would have been awkward...

 

Yeah. That was lame. But better than the US (and Canada) fans who showed up in Minnesota to see them lose 4-0 to a fucking MLS team, a new MLS team at that.

 

This "one love" campaign.....where is their website? How do I find out who funded them? How do I find out what they are eg company, registered charity etc??

 

Elons got your back.

 

40 years from now these brave men will tell their grandchildren.... i didn't win... i didn't score... hell i barely touched the ball... but IRAN!!

 

How the English have fallen.... and landed on their knees

 

Nobody has ever died on a British or Irish building site, mercifully

 

Pretty sure that's not a rainbow too.

 

The little queen's shoes...

 

English players should all just make out during the introductions... that will send a stronger message than their cock loving plane

 

Half of them hate this bullshit anyways

 

Half liking it is pretty bad though...

 

The point is not everybody is on board with this sicko agenda. It's an agenda for a minority who've run out of ideas.

 

Kane looks very nervous and daft. It's unfair putting guys with no schooling -just corporate indoctrination- in these situations.

 

When the cup is in USA next middle easteners should land their planes with beheadings on them.. and be all like cmon guys accept beheadings....

 

Oh shit i saw a muslim woman in the stands! Where are the bitche's handlers????

 

BBC now commenting on reaction of Iranian players to their (Iranian) anthem.....the BBC is now a corporate political tool..nobody can deny it.

 

I love in soccer when the goalie concedes a goal they're always screaming and pointing at people... just like a woman nothing ever their fault....

 

Get up pussy

 

There are times when a marker has an egregious fucking lapse in judgement and leads to a shot on goal that otherwise shouldn't have happened. That's usually when they get screamed at.

 

Here we go again.......more politics......"HE'S BEING FORCED TO STAY ON".

 

Hold on, I'm 10 mins from home. Fuck is going on?

 

England will now politely refuse to cross the ball for the next hour out of respect for the handicapped goalkeeper

 

Geezers not concussed, his nose is broken.....

 

Nothing the Iranian keeper collided with his center back, breaking his nose. The English Tv crew insinuated that the guy was being forced to play on.