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Playin stupid music now......

 

Maguire asleep. Boom. Goal of the game that.

 

Get Maguire off!! The rules!! The laws!! The rules!! Oh my god the RULES!! DISGRACE!!!!

 

Maguire is fucking inept man .

He's literally had one thing to do all match and fucked it.

 

"England down to 10!! We're down to TEN!!! THIS IS OUTRAGE"

 

And got knocked out too.

A special kind of guy.

 

Indeed!

 

England are 4-1 up and the sheer panic 9n the commentary section about how they were asked to play for 10 seconds with 10 men.

Rashford scores. Guys leaping in like that....amateur hour.

And just like that Ivan Toney was forgotten.

 

Harry Kane plays like he's in one of those over 50s 'walking football' games

 

Old bird in my house just asked me if the goals were all scored by the same player........

 

Thank fuck a white guy scored

 

Fuck Southgate might as well go out and score at this rate.

 

Jesus he a dopey looking cunt isn't he

 

No he'll cover the back....keep it tight, don't give anything away, close down the gaps....

 

+10 again. Never ever seen this much injury time & ive been at games with pitch invasion riots

 

What's it for? Easter Island Maguire didn't faff around for nearly as long as the Iranian keeper.

 

EASTER ISLAND MAGUIRE

 

I'm turning this blowout off. Tuning into Senegal vs The Dutchies in an hour.

 

BTW, Grealish looks like a fuckin junkie.

 

The delay was the keeper was arguing to stay on. Maguire was immediately whipped off. So...I can only conclude the evil Qataris have decided they can....add on whatever time they want.

 

Yeah I get why the 14 minutes was given in the first half, with the keeper stuff. I'm not sure what the 10 minutes added on to the second half was for.

That penalty for Iran was such an obvious "oh go on, let them have two". Especially when you compare it to the one that wasn't given to England in the first half.

 

It's easier to give decisions where the outcome doesn't matter..I can understand hesitancy where the matter is in the balance at 0-0

 

I'd give England 7 out of ten for that performance.

 

Something about hearing Americans calling the WC rubs me wrong. It's like a Taiwanese calling the Super Bowl.

 

Why are the Dutch so afraid to shoot.

 

Can you imagine an American actually LIFTING the World Cup trophy?

 

They're neutral.

 

Senegal are going to score first. The Dutch are nervy at the back.

 

He has his admirers

Calendar dedicated to Jack Grealish's 'luscious' calves

 

Neither keeper has been truly tested yet. Hope the 2nd half improves.