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This is a very, very poor Dutch side. Probably the worst in my lifetime. Very beatable.

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I know he's hated by many fans, but I quite love watching Mbappe's turtle lookin ass play, so I'm partially rooting for France to win this.

 

France would have been a better side with Nkunku. Fuckin blows that he got injured.

 

Middlesbrough. That's the extent of the mangerial experience of the gadge setting that group of players up.

Oh for an actual, proper manager.

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Fucking treacherous cunt.

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I've been most impressed by France and Spain thus far. Although the serious stuff starts shortly so we will see how they both do on the business end.

 

I like Ian Rush he's a good guy with more talent 8n his moustache than Bale has 8n his entire steroidal mass..... but there's a childlike sing-song fantasy about the Welsh I just don't understand. They've no players, none.

Neco Williams was basically slung out to Nottingham Forest. Dan James was let go by United. Bale and Ramsay are fit only for the knackers yard. Ampadu is a trier but not much more.

They're living off the fumes of 2016 when let's face it, that game Vs Belgium told us more about Belgium - as borne out by very recent events- than it did about Wales.

 

This country is a fetid swamp of cheap contrived narrative and low propaganda




Bear in mind this is the BBCs head sportswriter.

He sets out the Rashford stall and then points out that the guy missed a fucking sitter and that the Welsh keeper was at fault for the second.

It's this relentless dissonant diktat....you WILL join us in not making sense, PEASANT

"He's rehabilitated! He missed a chance!! Yes, Harry Kane played him in BUT KANE Hasn't EVEN SCORED YET!! Also the Welsh keeper fucked up!! BUT...."

 

For certain not a powerhouse, but can't be the worst. Multiple Dutch sides failed to even qualify for WC/Euro's since the 1980's.

 

Welp, tomorrow is an absolute must win for Argentina over the Poles. Because chances are the Saudis are gonna whip the hapless Mexicans.

 

@Hut*Hut I haven't paid enough attention to Celtic recently. Who is this winger Haksabanovic they have now? He any good?

 

Messi isn't taking any chances. He's now walking around with bodyguards:

 

All of sudden a lot of people I know are talking about being glued to the TV on Saturday for the Netherlands match. My kid has MMA lessons right before, but I should make it home right on time for it.

 

Can't believe Ronaldo and the Portugese FA will actually try to get him credited with the phantom goal. Take the win and move to the next round and stfu.

 

He just reported your post to Piers Morgan.

 

He's such a little bitch. Let someone else have some spotlight. I can't imagine being teammates with such a princess

 

Piers Morgan is an Arsenal fan and we all hate his guts. At least he was stirring shit up with Ronaldo and MUFC for a change instead of derailing our squad.

 

Surprised he doesn't get slapped around really.

 

Can you even imagine? Instead of focusing on the next game all this little fucking make up wearing non binary faggot is focusing on is the goal that clearly wasn't his but yet he claims that maybe a single hair on his head touched the ball and the goal is his his his his his his his!!!! Rest of the team probably doing practice drills n this bitch watching the goal from 1000 angles zooming in on shit etc.... what a selfish piece of shit

 

Mma training is a great idea will do likewise with my son. Was it your idea or the wife's? Much better than the useless karate. Fancy kicking in fights is great in movies only... how old is your son?

 

I can already see the coach giving the team some motivational speech meanwhile princess cuts him off and screams COACH COACH look if you look at it from this angle you can clearly see the shadow of my gel on the ball... now if you just zoom in at 45 degrees....

 

"France"

 

How will history remember Messi if Argentina get knocked out?

If the GOAT debate is between Messi, Pele, and Maradona (only teeny boppers consider CR7 the Goat) then does it hurt his standing that those two lifted their countries to Cups and he didn't?

 

Start boarding up the shops in Paris

 

VAR ruins the flow of the game. Justified decisions or not.

 

Well you think this shit is Rugby cause by damn the Aussies made it tbrough.

 

Did the French "load manage" here

 

I dunno but I do know that load management doesn't take place in futbol as much as it does in the ever getting softer and softer NBA.

 

Absolutely yes.

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