SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2022/23

Floppy Boy down again. Romero off.

 

As if hating Spurs is worth ceding a title race point over, they're the neutral hotel decor of fitbaw clubs

 

5 out of 6 correct results .

 

18 games left bud. I hope the rest of the top 6 draw each other until the end of the season.

 

Spurs with their huge trans flag. Give us peace

 

I know its clouded by him being an apex bellend but Jack Grealish must be the best dribbler in the premiership....and probably the best English dribbler since that other bellend, Gazza.

 

Bell end is one of my favorite English insults. Wanker is up there too. Thankfully,I was not called either on my England trip . Another one that I like is weapon. I burst out laughing when I read it for the first time.

 

Quite like 'manky bastard' and 'daft cow' as uk wide insults go too. And 'arse bandit'. Scotland has some good bonus ones: bawbag.....bampot....heid-the-baw....dobber....tadger....clatty bam.....fandan....jobby-jabber

 

LMAO I need to find Scottish twitter.

 

Man City facing point deductions for FFP breaches. I hope Arsenal secures the title before they get docked. Even if not, clubs like Chelsea and Manchester City deserve to play in the championship for all of the damage they have done to the sport.

 

It should be automatic relegation. 3 year ban from european comp at least.

 

Send em to League 2. Cunts.

 

Agreed, but instead it will be a fine. Oh no, a financial penalty to billionaires!

 

In Siberia.

 

Question - if worst case for them they are expelled and sent to the Championship, would they be eligible to win back promotion the next season?

 

I talk to my lawyer. He such a good lawyer that by next week, you gonna be playin' in Alaska. So dress warm

 

Theoretically yes, but they might also get a points deduction that carries over. So they might start next season with -10 points for example. I've seen that happen before.

As Whiskey says though, they'll most likely just get a fine which is a drop in the ocean when you're bankrolled by the UAE. The powers that be will never have the balls to give them the punishment they deserve.

 

They'll all be getting f'n kickbacks too

 

Makes you even more angry when you remember how badly clubs like Bury got fucked by financial rules and that City will get away with it.

 

Steal a candy bar and face jail time. Commit financial fraud and pay a fine.

 

Halaand should get 5 years behind bars for that ponytail alone.

 

Aye, there's a name for corruption on a massive enough scale: 'political realities'.

 

Sometimes i think they should check if he's cheating with inspector gadget extensions in his legs

 

In other league news: I've been watching a good number of LigaMX games. Holy shit that league must have the worst defense in world football. Mexican league defense is just like Yory Boy Campas defense.

 

I really don't get it. Mexicans are notoriously hard workers in all fields of life. Yet they can't produce any world class footballers. Even the US players have a better chance of succeeding. I've followed European football for over a decade now and I've never seen Ochoa approached by any noteworthy club.

Arsenal had Carlos Vela but he never made it big and was a disappointment. The dude was on the cover of FIFA 11 or 12 too.

 

I thought Vela was going to be the first breakthrough guy from Mexico. When he first started out for Arsenal you could see glimpses of potential. Never really happened for him though.

 

Years ago Celtic signed a mexican guy with a nose and fro like salvador sanchez and for preseason he was shit hot: I thougt i had my new favourite player. But almost as soon as the season started he was dogshit, i think his nervous system shut down with shock when Glasgow autumn kicked in

 

Yeah why arent the fucking deductions applied to the time they took place and mattered FFS

 

Racist