SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2022/23

My father's football tactics:

1. Rush the keeper. Always.

2. If on possession in your own half, "get rid of it"


3..if in possession in the opposition half "send it".

Job done.

 

After midweek that feels alright..clean sheet, 7 from 9, staying in touch. Just.

 

@Hut*Hut Are you familar with a Scottish kid named Ryan Gauld? Plays as an attacking mid for the Vancouver side in MLS. Pretty decent player. One of my favorites in the league.

 

Your dad is English?

 

Reet, am off on the drink. Howay United. Divvint be shite and get into these!

MTF

 

Goal-shy Chelski soon to be managerless

 

Graham Potter for England

 

Can just see the headlines..."Brilliant Rashford wins cup for United". Sky Sports' ENORMOUS hard on for Rashford about to go into overdrive.

 

I said it ......after the World Cup it was necessary for these guys to be rehabilitated. It used to be they'd be destroyed. Now the narrative requires they be maintained. There's a lot at stake.

 

It's a Cup final and anything can happen but Man Utd should rightfully be favourites. Things are just going in the right direction for them lately. Newcastle have had a brilliant season but lately for them results haven't been great. Hopefully Newcastle win though.

 

Amen.

 

I'm also rooting for NC.

Gonna watch Marsielle vs PSG in a few hours.

 

Hut won't like this but the fact that Todd Cantwell, formerly of the absolute worst club (thrice) in the EPL (Norwich City) is a key guy for the 2nd best club in Scotland does not speak well of the SPL....

.....Celtic could have had two to settle my nerves

Anyways its over 2-1

 

Wouldn't mind that tbh, I still think he's a quality coach, Chelsea is just a horrendous fit for him and the way he wants to play.

 

Saint-Maximin might be elite if he had any fucking end product.

 

I feel Newcastle had to score first

 

Same.

 

The English Mbappe has put it away for United.

 

Fuck's sake.

MTF

 

He's been fucking awful first half. Garbage.

MTF

 

Rashford awarded the goal? Haha his shot wasn't even going towards goal

 

Complete lack of quality the big difference. Man U have been utterly clinical. We've huffed and puffed with no real end product.

MTF

 

Newcastle losing their heads. Hopefully they get an early second half goal

 

If Karius stands tall it stays 1-0

 

I'm waiting for him to get blamed..

 

Rashford goal chalked off

 

So very predictable alas

 

Lots of effort. Can't fault the commitment. Not good enough. Not enough quality. The only consolation is that this is likely the start, rather than an end point. Going to get fucking wrecked.

MTF

 

Most likable two celtic players ever. ive got such a headache, im away to lie in the dark and smile

 

Fucking bullshit.....right as Man United seek new ownership and Gary Neville quarterbacks for the same Qataris he bashed a few months back on the basis that "we're tired of the debt"

Fuck off.