SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2022/23

Wage bill vs league performance over 8 years. As football analytics & advanced stats take off i think that'll become even tighter

 

Aye, I just found it mildly interesting that a guy like Keyes would say something so forthright & damning not only of City but the integrity of the premiership. I guess he's out in the wilderness of Bien sports now, nobodys listening except the lads in Shawarma King

 

Nah it's Pep mate, it's Pep.

Forza Inter!!!

 

Mes sentiments exactly. There's no "Bubble Tax" to be paid by Keys for spitting obvious choofs when he's on BeIn and the boys watching on the illegal stream down the back of International Laundry next door to Casablanca Superstores in Hackney are highly unlikely to go on Twitter to demand his head.

The truth is like a fart. Deep down we all want to rip loudly and declare victory. Breathe deeply and marvel at the very brilliance if our egress.

Company and circumstances often demand discretion , however. So people sit there clam-arsed offering platitudes in case there's an outrage.

 

I wonder what the attendance rate at work was today in Newcastle. Likewise I'd pay to be a fly on a wall in a canteen or three in Sunderland or Middlesbrough.

Steve Bruce was trending last night on Twitter.

 

Phil Neville snaps at reporter in fiery media conference

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/iZW95r0Ho-Y?feature=share

 

I didn't go in.

MTF

 

St Pat's Athletic under scrutiny for coverage of LGBT Ireland Football Takeover

Read this if you get the chance.

The article is so oblique but it seems to be saying that St Patrick's Athletic weren't putting their heart into promoting the gaygenda.

 

I think Big Ange is off to Spurs. Im depressed.

 

Be angry with him. He was a relative unknown pre-Celtic

 

Dortmund doing their absolute best to throw away the title.

 

Cant blame a guy for taking the chance given the mad money disparities these days. Our best player is literally a Spurs cast-off

 

https://twitter.com/ScotlandSky/status/1662428928827600898?s=20

 

Dortmund with the biggest choke job of the year. They had Bundesliga won, and blew it by losing today to Mainz. Bayern wins on goal differential.

 

Ffs

 

Fucking Dortmund. They wanted to give it away.

 

Absolute bottle job. Proper pissed me off that did.

 

Hard to knock Luton progressing today. They did finish 10 clear of Coventry in the league. Horrible place filled with horrid people on all sides. A real nowhere town. You know why Hitler didn't bomb Luton Cathedral? I'll tell you...... COS THEY DON'T FACKING HAVE ONE THE KANT'S

 

Should see plenty of goals in the Premier League today. Everton to stay up.

 

Everton better get it going. They're going out as it stands right now.

 

Disappointed to see Leeds go down.

 

For some reason when i saw the green mist it reminded me of a pro wrestler from the 80's called "Killer Khan".

https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/1503007924536459269

 

In regards to Dortmund yeah that was a terrible result but I care so little now I didn't watch even though i had the house to myself and a fridge full of beer. I guess in hindsight it's good i didn't, but it feels like there wouldn't have been much to celebrate anyway. Their best young player is once again off to another club. However they spend the funds if there's some kind of breakout player that attracts attention they'll be gone in short time too. I don't expect a long reign of dominance but when any form of success (or even the potential for it) lasts as long as a fart i can't force myself to be passionate about it anymore.

 

This has to be, and with very good reason, the most prosaic banal writeup of a 4-4 game in the history of the Premier League.

Southampton and Liverpool play out 4-4 thriller

You'll never ever see another game quite like it getting as banal a write-up as this.

It literally did not matter a jot. Not a jot.

They were done. We could finish no better and no worse than 5th.

Thrilling irrelevance.....

 

Gratest ad of are times

 

I hadnt realised Spurs' new director of fitbaw is an australian who's previously worked with Ange. The one slither of hope I had was that Spurs might not give him the sort of control or backroom structure he'd want to work with but that just about tears that. Not good.

 

Hes aff

 

That'd be my bet.