SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2023/2024

"thEreS beEn nO inVesTmEnt"- Neville.

£1.5bn .... That's got to be $USD 2BN.

They run fucking WARS with that sort of cash....

 

Police helicopter hovering incessantly over Richmond Park now.....they're really looking for this Khaliffe guy.

 

I loved alot of things about Ange as a coach but one of them was how much he talked about signing 'good people, not just good players'. He genuinely thought the benefit to squad morale/cohesion etc was worth any slight trade off in quality but it had the added benefit of making supporting the team way easier. How do you support a team with rapists in it? Must take the joy out of everything as a fan

 

I guess you have to know in advance. A lot of these tatted up South Americans look straight out of central casting. I never would have signed Bobby Firmino if we followed normal rules. Looks like an lower level Honduran gangbanger. Same with DiMaria. Cartel stuff.

They say Wilkinson sling Cantona out of Leeds because he was carrying on with players wives. The sort of cunt mentality that would have been right at home at that version of United.

Ferguson punished drinking because it affected performance. But he let a lot of shit slide provided he kept getting the 3 points.
Takes of spitroasts, gangbangs, spousal abuse, utter treachery from Rooney/Stretford etc.

 

Yeah I suppose its just informed guess work but he had a good hit rate. Jota was some sort of enlightened being and the first time kyogo got subbed he did a litter pick along the touchline as he came off

With rodgers normal service of huffy wankers will probably resume

Didnt know about Cantona shagging other players wives thats hilarious

 

Wilkinson denied it. But they sold their best player to their biggest rival for small money and no obvious explanation other than that they wanted shut of him.

 

One year since Celtic achieved checkmate via fitbaw chant

https://twitter.com/Bricky67_/status/1699808846946967733

 

Is it a year already? I thought your man Huw Edwards would have been on TV more

 

Anybody here go to Tórsvøllur to watch the Faroe Islands take on Moldova?

 

Ireland were beaten by Nederlanden ....it seems Holland's blacks and Frances blacks are better than our blacks. Whoever is in charge of black procurement in Ireland needs to be fired.

 

And again.....

 

I just read this and haven't fact checked it yet.

In 2020 Chelsea turned down a bid of £70 million from Bayern to buy Hudson-Odoi (it was a loan with option to buy deal.) In 2023 they sold Hudson-Odoi to Nottingham Forest for £3 million.

 

That is correct, I thought it was closer to 50 million but it is the first thing I thought of when I head he'd been sold. How ridiculous is that.

 

Oddly enough somehow i ended up seeing some highlights of a CL match between Bayern and Chelsea the other day. He scored a goal in the one match and the announcers mentioned something along the lines of "You see why Bayern Munich are interest in him".

 

It makes me wonder about steroid use in football. I would figure it's as prevalent as other major team sports but it's not all that often you hear about getting guys getting caught even though there's way more pro football players than any other sport by miles. Is the testing just weaker or is it something else?

 

I think Pogba just has HUGE BALLS

Seriously.....a lot of noise has come out of Italy on this.

The most infamous cases were Edgar David's and Fronk deBoer

 

Of course the most celebrated case -literally and metaphorically - in England was that of Rio Ferdinand who skipped a test he knew he'd fail and got like 8 months ban.

 

Amazing. I thought it was sexual assault. Turns out it was that close close relative of sexual assault ....elation.

 

I know it's a friendly but Foden really is a fantastic player. Can't believe that twat Southgate doesn't even want to play him in midfield, the guy needs to go.

 

Maguire

I kinda feel sorry for the guy now. He has to know he's shit.

 

We found someone stupid enough to take Maupay on loan. And not only that, Brentford wanted an option to buy him back.

And now a group out of Miami is close to buying Everton.

 

Miami Dole Fiends

Tampered Bay-Window Cleaners

Cinderblock Jaguars





Seriously though could they not stay in Miami and do the deal?

 

These guys?

 

7-7-7

They own stakes in Hertha Berlin, Sevilla, Genoa, Red Star (France.)

Some are saying all if their clubs have gone downhill after they bought them. Well, that's comforting.

 

Ouch yeah. Other than Sevilla, when was the last time any of the other clubs won anything? Hertha is a weird one. Major football country and the capital city's team has sucked since forever.

 

They also have stakes in Standard Liege & Vasco de Gama.

 

It looks like a bad day for Everton, this consortium don't have a great record of investment

 

As long as they make a profit however they go about it and regardless of what happens to the club, we should celebrate it. To do anything otherwise would be communist.

 

Changes at the back. International layoff. Away. Early start. Losing.

What. A. Surprise.