SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2023/2024

They've appointed recent ex-player Steve Davis as caretaker manager with Alex Rae as assistant. Rae's recently been making ends meat as a...hearse driver! There's gotta be some sort of symbolism in that

 

The hundertaker

 

I thought you meant the snooker great for a second.

Well ... i guess it's thinking outside the box?

 

Aye it's like all those guys who turned down offers of the #1 job in Nazi Germany in March '45

 

Fulham have been SHIT.....

 

The big hearse must stay open and that's the bottom liiiiiiiine

 

Graham Potter was offfered last time & even that was grandilinquint at this stage; so much so that Potter came out publicly and said 'pffft not on your life' which is rare.

The best two realistic options for them i can think of are kevin muscat & sam allaerdyce. Muscat was Ange's successor at his last two jobs and closely apes his style; he was touted for Celtic as a continuity appointment but he played half a season at Rangers so that wasn't a goer. Big frog face Sam can always come in and do a decent workmanlike job & would probably quite fancy a pop at europa league, cup finals, old firm games, 50k crowds etc before he packs it in

 

It wouldn't hurt for you to apply.

 

They found somebody with recent experience of helming the course of the dead within 12 hours, no way i can compete

 

Fucking madness. It's not even close.....

 

Those guys should all be working in Sports Direct selling rucksacks and trainers, not administering games featuring £1bn plus of talent

 

No hope for Luton. None.....equalised and then conceded. The hallmark of a doomed outfit.

 

United ALL OVER the place.....they could be down to 10 and a goal down if they get it right here.

 

Turkish Dickheads.

 

Is this Danish striker United have supposed to be like the homeless man's version of Haaland?

 

Yeah he's the knock-off version, like that "SUNY" soundsystem the guy had in Training Day.

 

United being shredded.

This is obviously the owners fault.

 

"Manchester United are going to turn to Antony, who has been away. Issues in Brazil"

Direct quote from the commentary team.....you gotta LOVE how these guys get cover from their media-mates.

 

The communication is absolutely atrocious. Says it all when the only person who realised there was a problem was the bloody camera/line operator.

 

I know!! Like the ships dog knowing more about icebergs than the captain!

 

I haven't watched the game yet, but I watch Galatasaray in the SuperLig about twice per month.

That winger they have Kerem is better than the woman batterer Antony and much cheaper.

 

Zaha is a Palace reject. Muslera is a La Liga reject. But they're a team. United had no philosophy.

 

If for some unearthly reason they offered you the job would you take it or would that be too life changing?

 

Is Mbappe playing tomorrow against Newcastle?

I saw him tweak his ankle last week against Marseille.

 

Probably because Rangers are so shite Sellik fans seem to have slipped into some weird mass delusion right now which i fully expect Lazio to disavow them of tonight. We've no creativity (the new wingers are bargain basement duds) and will line up with our 5th choice centre back beside a loanee playing injured. A 36 year old joe hart behind them as an ever bigger ticking bomb. Leaving aside the weird covid year this is the weakest sellik outfit for about 8 years, bet the house on Mussolinis men

 

Total guess but the mindgames play book says give your opponents good news early & spring bad news at the last minute.... they'll probably guard it like the manhattan project then announce 'Mbappe starts' at 6:45

 

Ten Haag must be pretty close to the cliff now

 

Too many voices in there. It's all one big mess.

 

I could see him getting the sack then getting re-hired by Ajax, since they (Ajax) are a disaster at the moment.

 

Klopps wanting a replay .