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Cant replay games every time the ref fucks one up

 

Yeah major fuck up but that would be a disastrous precedent

 

Look at Sellik's sheer determination to fuck this up its remarkable

 

I hate to pick on individuals but Yang just put in one of the worst 45m ive ever seen from a sellik player, to go from Jota to that is unforgivable.

 

Fucking mint first half. Howay United, into these!

MTF

 

I'm checking the live scores. Look at Newcastle!

 

WHO'S THAT TEAM WE CALL UNITED? WHO'S THAT TEAM WE ALL ADORE?!

MTF

 

Newcastle struggled since the 55th minute. Oddly pristine first 50 minutes followed by a needlessly nervous remainder.

Celtic need psychological help.

 

Great to see Newcastle back in the big time. What an atmosphere!

 

Lazio are shite. We pulled out all the stops and somehow outshited them at the death

 

They're like 14th in Serie A right now, I believe.

The current Celtic squad would be in a relegation battle in Serie A.

 

I wouldnt go quite that far, myself. Premiership yes, seria a, not quite. But i can't be arsed defending these lemmings after that ,so maybe.

That last half hour once we brought Palma & Bernardo on was the most dominant I've ever seen us in europe, our press was so smothering they were resorting to punting bikicks long. That we contrived to fuck that they way we did is just...impressive.

 

Amazing win for Noocassell. Mbappe who?

 

I didn't want to patronise NUFC with any "they wanted it more" bullshit. But ....they wanted it more.

PSG are just the epitome of the modern overpaid disinterested collection of "stars".....

 

PSG has always & will always be a shite club with no culture or soul. They're just hertha berlin with blood money

 

I actually quite liked PSG in the 90s when they were punching above their weight. They had a fantastic youth system, but yeah the current incarnation are just a hollow ghoul.

 

Doesn't help that their fanbase are a bunch of detestable hooligans.

 

Yeah, I was actually quite surprised how much of that stuff goes on in Ligue 1. Loads of matches called off because of hooliganism etc.

 

I know! It's like getting your first car and driving it at 140 outside Silverstone or forming a garage band and checking into the Ritz and wrecking a room.

Sit the fuck down. You're not on that level.....other people are doing it way way better so give it up.

 

Seeing Liverpool labour for an hour and a half Vs Union Carbide was a bit shit juxtaposed against the previous nights events at St James.

 

Arsenal being described by Sky as the "team that dared to stare City in the eye"

Liverpool must be in room 101.

 

The ref totally bottled that second yellow card for Kovacic. It was right in front of him.

 

I was just about to say......it's such Bollox. Liverpool have had 4 red cards already this year. 2 in one game.

 

I figured Spurs would really miss 'Arry Kane. They're doing well without him. (at least so far) He's also had very good start at Bayern. Seems to have worked out well for both.

 

Fuck em all. Spurs. Bayern. Harry. All of them....

 

This, Arsenal Vs Shitty, is shit.

Matteo Kickabit should have been sent off by now.

 

This guy doing the commentary for Sky seems to think he's some sort of a meteorological expert. He's been banging on about delayed Autumn, pale blue skies, evenings drawing in, etc.


Fall Asleep
Watching Arsenal
Fall Asleep
Watching Arsenal.


My predos for this week were:-


United 3 1 Brentford
Palace 2 1 Forest
Brighton 2 3 Liverpool
West Ham 1 3 NUFC
Wolves 2 0 Villa
Arsenal 2 0 City

 

Not really surprising. Often in games like this the teams play very cautiously trying to avoid making a mistake. Essentially playing not to lose. Both sides probably happy with a point. If it stays scoreless until the 85th minute one of the two sides might have a go at it trying to steal the win.

 

85th minute....

 

Probably good news for Liverpool in a way.