Best fan made nicknames

Undoubtedly, this thread is not for the mature minds . List your favorite invented names/ nicknames you've seen for boxers over the years? Most I can recall are based on a fighter getting caught for PED :

Cryan Gracia
Clenelo Alvarez
Roid Jones
Cheato Margarito (definitely not my favorite but it got a ring to it)

and my personal favorite

James "lights out, drugs in" Toney

I'm sure Boss and Xplosive have tons of others

 

Lemon Loser was so bad it was good

 

Definitely

Doesn't rhyme with his name, dosn't make any sense, yet you know right away who's this about

 

Beyonce Wilder

 

Someone back in the Second's Out days coined the nickname "Splenda" Shane Mosley.

 

Probably the highlight of Briggs career

 

I didn't even know Briggs called him that.

I've been calling him Beyonce since he was a prospect.

 

Circa early 00s, the Eastside posters used to say Zab JEWdah.

 

I remember I used to call Ricky "The Get Hitman" Hatton

 

Take you pick:

Oscar De La Homo

or

Oscar De La Joto

 

Keith "once upon a time" Thurman.

Sugar Shane Noseley(his hotdog nose) some poster by the name of Mexfighter used to call him that. He was a big Delahoya fan.

 

Macho Camacho Jr. Aka "Camabitchito " after he quit vs Leija.

Amir Con

 

Amir Con was pretty good ( A mere Con was even better) though my favorite was Amir Khan't

 

Darius MichalSHITski...
"Sloppy" Joe Mesi...
Lummox Lewis - Pretty Sure X Created This One...
Ike Ibeatahoochie...
Shakur Sleepenson - Found in the Comments Section of REED's Most Recent Youtube Shakur Post...
Ricky Fatton...
Hector "Not So" Camacho, Jr...


REED

 

I can't take credit for Lummox.

I wanna say it was Muzse who came up with that nickname. Maybe Everlast...

It wasn't me though. It only appears it was me because Everlast is long gone, and Muz only posts like once a year.

 

You had:

Felix Pendejo & Dickless Walters

Both good

 

Thanks

I have a lot more than those over the years.

I started Cabitcho Junior the very same night as the Lejia fight. Not very creative or original, but it stuck and spread.

I started Sugarless Shane, though I admit Splenda Shane was better.

Acelino Fruitass is another nickname I coined.

 

I also came up with Fast Eddie Hearn. For those who might not know where I got it: Paul Newman's character in The Hustler is Fast Eddie Felson. And Hearn, too, is a hustler.

 

Neil Came Up with "Nicholas Welters", if REED's Not Mistaken...



REED

 

Muzse Anointed Freitas "Can You Hear Me Now", Once He Started Whipping Out His Cellphone Mid-Ring, Calling Peeps After Fights...



REED

 

Quitschko was kind of clever. Applying it to both guys wasn't.

"Clenelo" was excellent.

 

Yes. Vitali not only never quit but was leading in both fights he lost.

 

Ohh! Here's another I created:

Chris Turd

 

Gayweather and Pacturd were classics.

Calslappy (Joe Calzaghe)
Bitchcko Bros (Klitschko Bros)
Canela or Clenelo (Canelo)
SOB (Andre Ward)
About Broke (Adrien Broner)
Stank Davis (Tank Davis)

 

Jason SHITzau
WHOlio? Gonzalez
WBOgus
Jameel Decline
johnny louise -Intentionally Typed in All LOWER Case...
Arturo "Lodi" Gatti

REED Pissed Off MORE Than a Few in the SecondsOut Days, Labeling Micky Ward "Rudy"; an Homage to the Pathetic, TalentLESS Football Scrub Depicted in the Motion Picture....



REED

 

Andrew "Six Heads, No Chin" Lewis




REED

 

wald pussy is the best of our times

 

A Mere Con is the best one.

 

That was you I saw that at boxingfanatics.com as far back as Y2K. 2 ex wife's and 24 years laters I find the og that created that Nick name Rudy was you .

 

Heavyweight Obed Sullivan aka SoBAD Sullivan