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"Cigarettes & Alcohol"

Noel wrote that one though.

 

45 minutes of.... good football at Celtic Park! The place was genuinely rocking, I think we'd all forgotten what it looked like. And suddenly the last ten games of this seasonus horribilis promise to be quite exciting: the top of the table changed twice last night & it finally looks like we might've collectively woken up, even if our personell is still pish, especially outwide. Game on

 

Idahs gonna be a star.

In fairness Hut ....he can't get off the bench at Norwich now he's committing Larson in Scotland.

 

I know, its a bit grim. I think ive always got a pretty accurate guage of where Celtic are and personell wise we're the worst we've been since we nearly went bust under Lou Macari. I don't know that we'd get out the championship with this squad, Matt O'Riley is the only bona fide premiership quality player; Alistair Johnston, Vickers & Kyogo could do a turn in the right system. Most of the rest is dross

Re: Idah he seems like one of those guys with very specific/uneven attributes who could play at a decent level in a very specific system or be totally useless to even a mediocre unit playing the wrong way for him

Kyogo's patently the superior footballer but Rodgers has reduced us to hoofing in crosses 1994 style so horses for courses. We need a big lump not a 135lb technician

Me & the guy in front got a good rendition of 'Idah's good Idah's good, oh-oh Adam Idah's good' to the tune of Shaman last night which i was quite pleased with, im hoping it catches on

 

A great philosopher once wrote ....

 

I've been in suspense for a day now. What did they done wrtoted

 

'Naughty, naughty - very naughty!'

 

Got any salmon?.....laaaahvley!

 

My main memory of that song is hearing it in the car and my dad saying 'that ones about a friend of your uncle Gerard'. Until i was about 25 i honestly thought my uncle Gerry knew The Shamen.

 

But he knew Eees were good?

 

Guy in work here tonight with the Akky from Hell. Bayern to draw, Nunez to score, West ham to win , Parma to this, Verona to that ,etc
......

50p bet down, paid out just under £300, and what let him down?

Rangers to beat Motherwell at home .....

 

Celtic & Rangers in a thrilling back and forth race to decide whos shiter

 

Yeah it's funny. Liverpool, Arsenal,City to decide who really is the best .

Celtic Vs Rangers, last guy up is the bigger sissy.

 

Interesting Larson story in the guardian today. ....

 

Some strike by Rashford, that.

 

City must be so good - and United so shit- that United can go 1-0 up after a few minutes and City remain overwhelming favourites to win.

 

26 minutes in, 1 foul, the first after 26 minutes.

NEITHER OF THESE SIDES WANTS IT!!!

 

Passes in Final Third:-

United 22
City 177

.....

 

Guardiola looking like an eloquent tramp arguing with security about why he shouldn't be thrown out of Tesco's.....

 

Knew I'd get fuck all out of United.......

 

Resurgent Man United now 11 points off the top 4

Resurgent!!

 

The sun finally came out today so I unboxed Meade telescope I got 2nd hand (about £11,000 new) and hooked it up to a Olympus digital camera that i got at Jessops.....managed to get a pretty impressive shot of the Sun.

Resolution is patchy but still pretty good....

 

Everton, oh Everton.

Two weeks ago, a dismal performance in a 1-1 draw at home with Palace.

Last week, leading 7th place Brighton in Brighton 1-0 with a man advantage going into stoppage time. Of course we play like we're the team that's a man down and give up a tying goal.

Yesterday, going into stoppage time 1-1 with West Ham after giving up a lead at home. Gave up two goals in stoppage time in embarrassing fashion.

PILE OF SHITE!

 

Those tight ass Daisy Dukes they wore as shorts didn't help anything. I remember watching those Lakers-Celtics finals in the 80s &they would keep bringing in guys off the bench that you would never guess are basketball players.

 

Happy Birthday Kenny Dalglish. A short higlights of him playing for Celtic.

https://x.com/LilZe785/status/1764440622524711219?s=20

 

Wow, scary/amazing! I was watching a video recently about the Carrington event which hit the western hemisphere/US in the 1870s. Big solar ejection, melted every electrical & Telegraph wire and they had to reinstall them all from scratch. Luckily in 1870 that was a manageable task but it could happen again at 3:14pm this afternoon & we'd almost certainly descend into anarchy then starve! Brb, away to buy canned food

 

Live footage from after the Manchester derby:

 

Not half. Going on the rest of the highlights it was gona take a hail mary like that for ManUtd to score....they could have went another 900 minutes on that form, the gulf between the teams was mad

 

I was just fucking with you it was a cup of coffee on the table ......

 

I was watching Garnacho trying to defend from the front and it was like seeing a 90lb Neapolitan pickpocket being smacked about by Marciano. Chap just got swatted.

Very good at snidey goal poaching. Rubbish at everything else.